by keifermail July 12, 2009

An unexpectantly raunchy patch of foul smelling air caused by a nasty fart. A delicacy in the right setting- see dutch oven. Usually the culprit is unknown (see SBD) and most often it is caused by random crop dusting.
by keifermail August 08, 2009

A secret phrase between two men at a social gathering or sporting event where they can alert the other that a chick with nice breasts is in the vicinity without alerting those around them. The term is simply boob minus an o. Boob-o=bob.
1st Dude: "Hey look there's Bob!" (Points at breast)
2nd Dude: "I am so glad he could make it. I was worried he wouldn't."
2nd Dude: "I am so glad he could make it. I was worried he wouldn't."
by keifermail July 12, 2009

Is a sarcastic derogatory double entendre , usually made after a terrible golf shot. The key is the acronym l.o.f.t. meaning lack of fucking talent. It is best used against an unsuspecting victim who presumes by loft you mean the loft of the golf club.
Playing partner, "I think you had too much loft on that shot."
Shot maker, "No, I just caught it a little fat."
Playing partner, "By L.O.F.T. I meant lack of fucking talent, dillweed."
Shot maker, "No, I just caught it a little fat."
Playing partner, "By L.O.F.T. I meant lack of fucking talent, dillweed."
by keifermail August 23, 2008

A winning play in the fart game. To fart in someone's general direction on purpose. Literally, to fart in someone's face.
by keifermail September 12, 2009

Human subspecies of the nerd limb in the tree of life.
Nerd + Virgin = Nerdgin. Usually an adult male still living at home with is mother. See Momma's Boy. Other characteristics include an unhealthy addiction to Star Wars, Computers, Gaming, Technology, Sci Fi, World of Warcraft, Comics etc.
Nerd + Virgin = Nerdgin. Usually an adult male still living at home with is mother. See Momma's Boy. Other characteristics include an unhealthy addiction to Star Wars, Computers, Gaming, Technology, Sci Fi, World of Warcraft, Comics etc.
by keifermail October 01, 2009

n. A person (not always a female) who has become so addicted to percocet that they will have sex for Percocets when none are available. The irony being that a percocet is generally sold for less than one minimum wage hour and if you offered the same person the cash instead of the pill they would retort, "I ain't no cheap whore. If you want to pay someone $5 for a blow job go find a crack whore."
"Man, Courtney is such a percocet whore. I told her I had three pills and she came over and fucked my brains out. I only gave her two pills. If you want some of that just call her up and tell her you got some Percs."
by keifermail August 22, 2008
