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Beer Vest

n. a drunks belief that no harm will befell them whilst engaged in risky behavior. Usually directly correlated to the amount of alcohol consumed. Not to be confused with Drunk Luck whereas most drunks are able to avoid injury when in accidents.
"Once he got his Beer Vest on, he jumped from the roof into the shallow end of the pool."

"Billy spent half the night putting on his Beer Vest, then he jumped off the dock and wrestled the gator."
by keifermail August 21, 2008
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Nerdgin

Human subspecies of the nerd limb in the tree of life.
Nerd + Virgin = Nerdgin. Usually an adult male still living at home with is mother. See Momma's Boy. Other characteristics include an unhealthy addiction to Star Wars, Computers, Gaming, Technology, Sci Fi, World of Warcraft, Comics etc.
Jonathan wore his Yoda T shirt to the Mensa singles night out. What a nerdgin!
by keifermail October 1, 2009
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Nose Tackle

A winning play in the fart game. To fart in someone's general direction on purpose. Literally, to fart in someone's face.
Neal got me with a nose tackle, I had my mouth open and everything.
by keifermail September 12, 2009
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Whale Potential

A girl that is not overweight at present, but shows great potential to get fat. This is usually best observed in skinny women with huge "cankles." The theory being that God gave her big calves and ankles to support future weight gains.
"Man he better not marry her, she has huge whale potential. She drops out one kid and she'll look like Roseanne Barr."
by keifermail August 22, 2008
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Jetgasm

Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.
She didn't like the jetgasm, but man it felt good as hell!
by keifermail June 29, 2009
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Percocet Whore

n. A person (not always a female) who has become so addicted to percocet that they will have sex for Percocets when none are available. The irony being that a percocet is generally sold for less than one minimum wage hour and if you offered the same person the cash instead of the pill they would retort, "I ain't no cheap whore. If you want to pay someone $5 for a blow job go find a crack whore."
"Man, Courtney is such a percocet whore. I told her I had three pills and she came over and fucked my brains out. I only gave her two pills. If you want some of that just call her up and tell her you got some Percs."
by keifermail August 22, 2008
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Butter Teeth

A homonym that sounds like "but her teeth." To call a woman a "butter teeth" is to say her body and face are very attractive but her teeth are disgusting. It is even more fitting if the problem with her teeth is a yellow hue.
"I thought she was so hot, then she smiled- butter teeth!"
"Ugghhhh!"
by keifermail July 13, 2009
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