51 definitions by keifermail
Is a sarcastic derogatory double entendre , usually made after a terrible golf shot. The key is the acronym l.o.f.t. meaning lack of fucking talent. It is best used against an unsuspecting victim who presumes by loft you mean the loft of the golf club.
Playing partner, "I think you had too much loft on that shot."
Shot maker, "No, I just caught it a little fat."
Playing partner, "By L.O.F.T. I meant lack of fucking talent, dillweed."
Shot maker, "No, I just caught it a little fat."
Playing partner, "By L.O.F.T. I meant lack of fucking talent, dillweed."
by keifermail July 26, 2008
Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.
An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.
"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."
"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."
by keifermail July 27, 2008
"Sorry dude, I can't be your wingman. I would take one for the team but that girl could snag lightning."
by keifermail July 13, 2009
by keifermail September 6, 2009
The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham
I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!
by keifermail September 30, 2009
A secret phrase between two men at a social gathering or sporting event where they can alert the other that a chick with nice breasts is in the vicinity without alerting those around them. The term is simply boob minus an o. Boob-o=bob.
1st Dude: "Hey look there's Bob!" (Points at breast)
2nd Dude: "I am so glad he could make it. I was worried he wouldn't."
2nd Dude: "I am so glad he could make it. I was worried he wouldn't."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
by keifermail September 22, 2009
