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Butch Chaser

A straight man that is attracted to tom-boyish, more athletic women who dressed simply with little or no makeup, etc. Unfortunately, many of these women are lesbians. See butch, bull dyke, etc. Not to be confused with a fag hag who knowingly befriend homosexual men, the Butch Chaser is simply attracted to women who most often are lesbians by default.
"Steve's a Butch Chaser, he thinks that dump truck driver lady was hot."
by keifermail July 23, 2009
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Manhandle the Salami

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.
"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble

Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.
by keifermail June 29, 2009
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DSP

Day Shift Problem- Acronym used at the end of a night shift to describe a problem that they are leaving for the day shift.
"Don't worry about changing that old ladies shitty diaper dude, it's only 25 minutes to quitin' time, that shit is a DSP."
by keifermail August 22, 2008
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Shit Flavored Air

An unexpectantly raunchy patch of foul smelling air caused by a nasty fart. A delicacy in the right setting- see dutch oven. Usually the culprit is unknown (see SBD) and most often it is caused by random crop dusting.
Scott- "Did you taste that?"
Tap- "I smelt it."
Scott- "Shit flavored air!"
by keifermail August 8, 2009
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Nerdgin

Human subspecies of the nerd limb in the tree of life.
Nerd + Virgin = Nerdgin. Usually an adult male still living at home with is mother. See Momma's Boy. Other characteristics include an unhealthy addiction to Star Wars, Computers, Gaming, Technology, Sci Fi, World of Warcraft, Comics etc.
Jonathan wore his Yoda T shirt to the Mensa singles night out. What a nerdgin!
by keifermail October 1, 2009
mugGet the Nerdginmug.

Nose Tackle

A winning play in the fart game. To fart in someone's general direction on purpose. Literally, to fart in someone's face.
Neal got me with a nose tackle, I had my mouth open and everything.
by keifermail September 12, 2009
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