51 definitions by keifermail

To edit facts on wikipedia so that they are congruent with misinformation one has put out.
The day after Ruthie said Barack Obama was Osama Bin Laden's first cousin, she pulled it up on Wikipedia and proved that she had read it. We all knew that she went home and wikiwashed the Barack Obama profile.
by keifermail July 27, 2008
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I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.
"Hey don't Bogart my Keith."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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Acronyms are abbreviations that are formed using the initial components in a phrase or name. A Reverse Acronym is when the initial word is broken into an acronym for humorous purposes.
by keifermail June 29, 2009
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Soup of the day that tastes just like yesterday's but has a different name.
Dude, the Golden Lentil Soup tastes just like yesterday's Newfoundland Style Pea Soup- deja stew!
by keifermail December 24, 2009
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The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham
I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!
by keifermail September 30, 2009
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