jedwards

An officer of the British Army, who in the late 1800s journeyed with a merry companion across Afghanistan to Kafiristan ("land with no gods"), went up the first chief he met and said, "Would you like to defeat your enemies?" "Of course!" He said. Jedwards made him king, and then deposed him, and looted the country six ways from Sunday.

And then he said, "jedwards"

by Michael Caine April 28, 2003

Jedward

two of the most beautiful people ever to walk the planet.
John Paul Henry Daniel Richard Grimes and Edward Peter Anthony Kevin Patrick Grimes

Known for their AMAZINGLY high hair and GORGEOUS personalities.

Jedward: yo VIP, lets kick it!
Everyone in the entire world: *sigh* WE LOVE YOU!!

by person number one February 19, 2010

Jedward

The blended word formed from the Xfactor finalists, 18 year old twins, John and Edward Grimes, with their spiked up electric style quiffs.

1. I love Jedward! Jedward to win, dude!

2. God, your hair is such a Jedward hair-do today! Lay off the gel.

by MCLIVV December 13, 2009

Jedwardian

**For those who don't know Jedward (John + Edward Grimes), they are Irish twins competing in the X Factor 2009. They were loathed by the masses in the beginning but now have a rather large following.**

Jedwardian simply means a follower of the hilarious, marvellously talented duo. He's John, he's Edward and together they're John and Edward! Ha.. classic..

''Dude, I used to hate those guys but ya know what?''

''What?''

''I've been converted to Jedwardianism.. I am now Jedwardian!''

by uber-meganums November 14, 2009

Jedward

The Irish twins, also known as John and Edward Grimes, are famous because of their fabulous quiffs, dazzling personalities and their ability to turn tedious, lacklustre “music” into unbelievably heartening, classy Pop. The 18 year old boys are uniting people and nations as we speak, and they have an endless number of followers, all of which find themselves with an inescapable form of Obsessive Jedward Disorder, resulting in wondering off topic when speaking; the use of the word ‘deadly’ a lot more often and the uncontrollable need for cereal. Jedward have many nicknames, including ‘Jedders’, ‘The Jed’ and ‘Eddie and JJ’. Also, if you hear someone using the words ‘hottest boys on the planet’, they are most probably talking about the twins.

Nothing can beat the unstoppable force that is Jedward.

Girl No.1: "Woww, i just met the most perfect guy in the world!"
Girl No.2: "Omg, you met a Jedward?!"

by ChasingGeorge February 4, 2010

jedwardism

a quote or tweet from jedward which shows their completely random and cool take on everyday things. No one else can even begin to think of similar things.

Some of my favourite jedwardism's:
What makes people have curly hair? And people having straight hair? Did god have a curling machine thing

Probably the gravity’s pushing down on all the plumbing and that’s why there is no water up here

THE QUEEN IF YOU ARE READING THIS WE NEED TO MEET YOU! WE THINK YOU ROCK AND YOU KNOW HOW TO WAVE SO GOOD AND YOU OWN THAT TEA DRINKING

Who is ever scared of a kettle? it boils water so scary, what if the steam is the water crying we need to save the water it has feelings

by jedward loving freak March 5, 2011

Jedward Bullen

-A morphed version of Jacob Black and Edward Cullen. Usually refering to the only team that matters which is of course Jedward Bullen....Are You Conflicted between Team Edward & Team Jacob, yeah you could be Team Switserland but what fun is that? Pick Jedward Bullen!

Person 1: I don't know weather to be on Team Cullen or Team Black

Jedward Bullen: Don't worry vote Jedward Bullen THE ONLY TEAM THAT MATTERS.

by Team Jedward Bullen September 27, 2008