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to jettison a dewski

brooks: fyi, I need to jet'ski, so don't go for a few minutes

jet'ski by Cedric Collins January 20, 2004

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Jet Ski

While going to the toilet, side backwards facing the cistern. When completed, flush the chain and vroom, this gives the impression of being in the mediterranean on a jet ski.

That toilet is not new anymore, i just jet skied the life out of it!

Jet Ski by bertman75 September 29, 2010

Jet ski

While sitting in a bathtub or shower filled with 2-3 inches of water, let rip a huge fart and you create a. Jet Ski. If your fart is big enough you can create a rooster tail.

While taking a bath, Pearl busted gross wind and felt the RPM of the Jet Ski

Jet ski by Dingledangler December 15, 2007

jet ski

When a girl gets wet and the guy eats her out.

sup max, lets go jet sking.

jet ski by i love maxwell November 3, 2010

Jet Ski

To bury one's face in the breasts of a woman with A cups while making a raspberry. Basically, an attempt to motor boat on a woman breasts that aren't at the size necessary to motor boat.

Charlie smiled as he quickly shoved his face into Diana's breasts and made a motor boat sound shaking his head. Unfortunately, Diana lack the proper equipment and he was left with a jet ski.

Jet Ski by TopGunOriginal9 June 29, 2011

jet ski

To proform finger actions in the vaginal region.

Dude i totally jet skied that bitch from that party last night

jet ski by the afganistan man August 12, 2006

Jet Ski

Similar to the motorboat....it is where a guy and a girl face eather other then she sits down on the ground in front of him. Next, as he stands over her, she proceeds to "motorboat" his boner and balls with her face.

Jean really liked riding Charles's jet ski on the lake.

Jet Ski by Blue_Thunder November 2, 2007

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026