jet-skiied 

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.

'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"

jet-skiied by bohemianchild November 2, 2012

Mexican jetskiied 

Anytime a person is unfairly ripped off or dicked over because of their age.

The jetski rental company tried to charge the teenage boys $250 for damage that was already there.

They got mexican jetskiied

Mexican jetskiied by aglasson April 12, 2010

Jetskied

In slang, “Jetskied” means someone was badly embarrassed, humiliated, disrespected, or harshly criticised. It means that one may have been thrown off a jetski.

He got Jetskied in that rap battle.”

→ He was completely outperformed and embarrassed.

“My friends jetskied me after I tripped.”

→ My friends roasted or made fun of me a lot.

“She jetskied him with that comeback.”

→ She insulted or shut him down in a very harsh way.

Jetskied by FJFan26 July 10, 2026

Jetskied

When someone gets absolutely humiliated, embarrassed, or publicly violated (figuratively), usually after acting overconfident or doing something stupid. The emotional equivalent of flying off the back of a jet ski at full speed while everyone watches.

"He tried chatting up three girls at once and they all laughed at him. Bloke got absolutely Jetskied."
"I confidently told everyone the answer in the pub quiz... turns out I was completely wrong. I got Jetskied in front of the whole table."
"She roasted him so badly in the group chat that he left the conversation. That's an all-time Jetskied moment."
"He slipped walking into the office while carrying his coffee and applauded himself on the way down. Instant Jetskied."

Jetskied by FJFan26 August 4, 2026