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jerkaholic 

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.
He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.
jerkaholic by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008
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jerkawhore 

A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.
Get out of my car, jerkawhore!
jerkawhore by Curvy January 5, 2008

jerkability 

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago
Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...

Thanks a lot, Jerkass! 

A scarstic term said to an irate customer.
As the customer was leaving I said to him "Thanks a lot, Jerkass!"
One who displays the characteristics of both a jerk and an ass at the same time.
That jerkass just cut me off.
jerkass by JohnnyMize April 10, 2003
Outta my way, jerkass!
jerkass by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003