jersified 

When you have been using excess amount of hair gel, long exposure to the sun on the beach, and fist pumping to some techno music.

Guy #1 - Dude, he look so much different the last time we saw him!

Guy #2 - Yeah, he's been officially jersified.

jersified by OfficialGuido March 5, 2010

joergified 

To create or enhance any ballistic platform, and show it's features. Comes from popular Youtube channel JoergSprave.

Man 1: "Dude, how does that recurve bow have a box magazine?"
Man 2: "Oh, I joergified it."

joergified by It's_Falcon August 7, 2019

Jussified 

making up bullshit stories a la Jussie Smollett. This is why we can’t have nice things.

I jussified my story so my parents would believe me initially because it sounded good at the time, only to fall apart at the seams and leave my life in shambles.

Jussified by Sephya February 21, 2019

Jeromified 

When you get totally bamboozled, and don't even know how it happened.

Guy #1: Dude I just saw a cat and I thought it was a dog!
Guy #2: you've been totally jeromified!

Jeromified by Jvshangold January 9, 2017

jerkified 

Of or pertaining to the past tense process of jerking.
More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).

"Man I love anything jerkified,"-HeyItsTman

jerkified by HeyItsTman May 8, 2008

joosified 

it's a state that only cool people are aloud to be in, it happens when you drink massive amounts of Joose, and no, you're way more than drunk, you're JOOSIFIED.

Natalia: Dude, when are we going to get Jossified?
Eitan: Let's go to Duane Reade and get some Joose now.
Natalia: NICE.
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Adrianna: What are you doing guys?
Parces: We're getting joosified, can't you see it. (everybody shows their orange tongues)

joosified by ParceBovary May 6, 2010

jesusified 

a person who dosent face reality and thinks everything is always ok because jesus is "there" usually overly happy and their answer to everything is "god made it so" or "jesus loves you"

mary is one hot babe, dude stay away, she's jesusified

jesusified by shadowjedi November 11, 2003