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jerkified 

Of or pertaining to the past tense process of jerking.
More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).
"Man I love anything jerkified,"-HeyItsTman
jerkified by HeyItsTman May 8, 2008
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jersified 

When you have been using excess amount of hair gel, long exposure to the sun on the beach, and fist pumping to some techno music.
Guy #1 - Dude, he look so much different the last time we saw him!

Guy #2 - Yeah, he's been officially jersified.
jersified by OfficialGuido March 5, 2010

Nicely Jerkified

A nice guy who decides to turn into a jerk after a breakup, thus destroying his life over a girl, and in the process hurting people.
Nicely Jerkified by nicejerk March 7, 2011

jerkified 

(Usually an Adj. unless used in other examples... such as a pancake house... or a tv show.)

Used to give the word jerk just a little extra pizazz.

Usually used by one who just doesn't want to put an end to the term jerk.
"Lisa, your boyfriend is so jerkified."

"Don't act so jerkified!"

jermified 

Jermified; The state of which a person/persons is brutally hung out the window while their fiance uses them as a human tire swing.
Jermified - Gary decided to Jermify Lorraine after a couple Stellas.
jermified by Kindleman D'vito January 20, 2024

Jerkified 

When you beat it too much it becomes jerkified
“Yo, I jerkified it so hard I can’t do it no more’.
Jerkified by medgame December 5, 2024
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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