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One of the best friends you will ever have. He is extremely smart and might not talk very much at first if you don't know him, but once you get to know him, he has got a great sense of humor. A loyal and truthful friend. One of those friends who you will remain friends with for a long time and you can't stop being friends because you know was too many embarrassing things about each other. Just a good guy to have as you friend.
Teenager: Hey Mom I'm going to go visit Eitan.

Mom: Okay honey, tell his family I say hi.

Mom's internal thoughts: Oh goodness, I hope she ends up with that boy, he's so fine and loyal. What a true friend he's been.
by All The Username Are Taken December 30, 2012
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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He is the nicest most amazing person you will ever meet. He is caring and super hot. He will always be there for you even when he is going through the darkest times. He might seems super shy but once you get to know him he will be the one that is the party of your life. You can't go a day without missing him and you can't go a day with not having him by your side. He is very good looking and super shy as well as funny. If you ever have an Eitan in your life never let him go or he will leave an empty space in your heart forever.
"It was so boring today because Eitan was sick!"
by Iara March 15, 2018
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N. Eitan Often confused with the name Akon, or Ethan. Yet it's actually much cooler.
Hey, Eitan, aren't you a famous singer? Oh wait that's Akon.
by tristdance August 07, 2010
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Eitan is not only smart but he is a BIG simp. He is also a big gentlemen when it comes to the ladies. He can take your girlfriend with the snap of his fingers. He has a lot of friends as well. Eitan might be shy at first when you meet him but once he warms up to you, you will realize how much of a goof he is. He has the funniest humor and he is honestly just perfect. You would be lucky to come across an Eitan and if you do, slide into those DM's and claim your man!
Girl 1: omg who is that?
Girl 2: that's Eitan
Girl 3: he is so cute

Girl 4: i'm about to slide into his DM's
Girl 1: no bro i saw him first

Girl 2: i call dibs
by sexybishh October 29, 2020
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The hottest man alive in LA CA, he got a huge shlong, very thicc. He got a cute face and a nice pack. He plays sports and is rlly charming. Hes going to steal your girl. He’s also a really good friend and once you meet him you can’t let go.
Girl 1: hey did you see that new kid

Girl 2: ya Eitan he’s so hot

Girl 1: I call him first

Guy 1: nahh he’s mine 😏😏
Girls 1&2: sus
by I don’t know AHAHAH December 22, 2020
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Pillsbury Dough Boy look alike who
is passionate about his PDA (Public display of affection) and he really loves to eat chicken and middle eastern foods!
yo, this kid looks like eitan *points to the pillsbury dough boy*
this kid is trash at fortnite, must be eitan
by PublicServiceAnnouncment May 29, 2019
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