jesusified

a person who dosent face reality and thinks everything is always ok because jesus is "there" usually overly happy and their answer to everything is "god made it so" or "jesus loves you"

mary is one hot babe, dude stay away, she's jesusified

by shadowjedi November 11, 2003

Jesusified

Someone or something that's been Christianised - made to sound Christian/made to sound like it's a gift from God/Jesus (whether it is or not...).

1. Someone who's just become a Christian has been 'Jesusified'.
2. If someone has randomly been given £10 when they REALLY needed £10 for something, Christians could say it was an act of God... thus the act of receiving £10 has been 'Jesusified'.

by Luceness November 9, 2006

Jussified

making up bullshit stories a la Jussie Smollett. This is why we can’t have nice things.

I jussified my story so my parents would believe me initially because it sounded good at the time, only to fall apart at the seams and leave my life in shambles.

by Sephya February 21, 2019

jersified

When you have been using excess amount of hair gel, long exposure to the sun on the beach, and fist pumping to some techno music.

Guy #1 - Dude, he look so much different the last time we saw him!

Guy #2 - Yeah, he's been officially jersified.

by OfficialGuido March 5, 2010

jesusification

the act of becoming jesus

jesusification, while disputed by some, has only been reached once

by od2 May 24, 2003

Jestified

A word used in Southampton typically used to describe a night out in Jesters Nightclub.
Normally involves being covered in bodily fluids and alcohol.

“Oi mate look at that stain on your leg, you’ve been jestified”

by oggi17 December 12, 2017

jesufied

1.)portmanteau combining the words "Jesus" and "justified"

Jesus+justified=Jesufied

I have been crucified with Christ and yet I live; yet it is not me, but Christ in me. I have been justified by the blood of Jesus Christ and am therefore Jesufied!

by Josh Short April 21, 2008