joosified 

it's a state that only cool people are aloud to be in, it happens when you drink massive amounts of Joose, and no, you're way more than drunk, you're JOOSIFIED.

Natalia: Dude, when are we going to get Jossified?
Eitan: Let's go to Duane Reade and get some Joose now.
Natalia: NICE.
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Adrianna: What are you doing guys?
Parces: We're getting joosified, can't you see it. (everybody shows their orange tongues)

joosified by ParceBovary May 6, 2010

Joosified 

Feeling nice off of a Joose beverage, or several.

I was so Joosified last night. I don't remember a thing.

Joosified by KroniKaBUSEr May 4, 2010

Jussified 

making up bullshit stories a la Jussie Smollett. This is why we can’t have nice things.

I jussified my story so my parents would believe me initially because it sounded good at the time, only to fall apart at the seams and leave my life in shambles.

Jussified by Sephya February 21, 2019

goosified 

The term for when you bang a chick right in the pussy!

Dude, I totally goosified her last night!

goosified by Bob.Bob.goosified January 1, 2016

jersified 

When you have been using excess amount of hair gel, long exposure to the sun on the beach, and fist pumping to some techno music.

Guy #1 - Dude, he look so much different the last time we saw him!

Guy #2 - Yeah, he's been officially jersified.

jersified by OfficialGuido March 5, 2010

jobified 

To turn something intended to be fun/entertaining into work. Opposite of gamify.

"Sorry I can't go out tonight, I need to watch 6 episodes of game of thrones to get caught up. I've totally jobified it."

jobified by thx8311 May 6, 2015

Jonesified

To be Jonesified means to be killed/maimed/owned by The Jones, e.g. Indiana Jones.

Those Russian Commie-Nazis just got Jonesified.

Jonesified by Geoffrey September 15, 2004