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Jessified 

My ex gave me such a head trip. It maid me crazy. Pure munipulation, straight lies and tries to tell you as truth. She uses my kid as a way to munipulate me into giving or doing things i dont want to be. A emotionally abusive woman. Narriciesst play on men and women. Been going through all sorts of counseling and court appointments
Damn man, i straight up got jessified. Got me all confused whats going on with them.
Jessified by Tocanchew May 8, 2018
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Jessified 

To take something that is brand new or fully functional apart just because you need one part from it instead of going to the store to buy said piece then put the object back to together for it not to work.
Jessi jessified the heater and bathroom.
Jessified by #OMWTFYB360! April 18, 2022
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Jussified 

making up bullshit stories a la Jussie Smollett. This is why we can’t have nice things.
I jussified my story so my parents would believe me initially because it sounded good at the time, only to fall apart at the seams and leave my life in shambles.
Jussified by Sephya February 21, 2019

justified scenester 

- shops at justice and claire's for colorful headbands and accessories
- stands and listens to your conversations from a distance
- hair has obnoxiously fake highlights and side bangs, which fail miserably
"damn, she's a justified scenester"

Justified Ass Whooping 

A Justified Ass Whooping is when you beat or physically harm or hurt someone or a particular individual for doing something wrong to you or doing a negative act towards you.(BASICALLY GETTING REVENGE BY GIVING THEM A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR THAT PERSON DOING DIRT TOWARDS YOU).
Fighting one on one and beating the person who deserves to get their ass beat(When it comes to a Justified Ass Whooping you get revenge by beating the person's ass for doing or saying bad things about you or towards you and you get away with it.(YOU,USE NO WEAPONS,NO FORM OF VEHICLES,AND ESPECIALLY YOU DO NOT JUMP OR INCLUDE ANY PEOPLE IN YOUR FIGHT,NIETHER DO YOU INCLUDE ANY ANIMAL'S)YOU JUST PHYSICALLY & BRUTALLY BEAT THEIR MOTHAFUCKING ASS!!!!

jerkified 

Of or pertaining to the past tense process of jerking.
More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).
"Man I love anything jerkified,"-HeyItsTman
jerkified by HeyItsTman May 8, 2008

justified true belief 

A belief is the acceptance of a proposition. A true belief is one that has been examined by the believer and remains a belief. We often accept propositions, only to discover later that we were wrong. Being wrong can be the result of many things: lack of other knowledge that would have caused disbelief; a persuasive argument that you later reject; the proposition was rational-sounding but it was a fallacy.

A rational proposition that is not a fallacy has justification, that is, it is 'justified'. This means the logic is sound and it has a correspondence to facts of reality. (See 'correspondence truth').

Therefore, a 'justified true belief' is one that has been shown to be logically sound, or is accepted as logically sound.

It may or may not be 'defeasible', in other words, defeatable, by a better argument. The Copernican Revolution was the defeat of Catholic justified true belief, by the arguments of Galileo who used the mathematics of Copernicus. (See 'defeator arguments' or 'defeasors')
President Kennedy had a justified true belief that we could get to the moon, because he was shown the proof, without which his belief could not have been justified.
justified true belief by ceclark February 9, 2012
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Friend 1: Minimap
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