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He kisses every boy he meets and smells everything. His also handwriting illegible and wonky. He doesn't know his colors or how to see. He has some sort of attraction to among us and the word SUS. ALWAYS COMPLAING LIKE HE DOESNT STOP DAMN.
"Yeah, I lent Jermex my coloring pages for the contest."
"OH FAK"
jermex by YOMOMMAISHOTDAMN January 20, 2022
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The mx of Jeremy and Germ-X. He kisses the random boy behind him I definitely don't know him. He smells everything might be a kink IDK. His personality is questionable. I can't understand his handwriting and probably cant color in the lines. He breaths among us for some reason. He is on drugs it doesn't matter if he says no he is on drugs base I say so.
" I bullied Jermex into doing my essay"

" the one who writes like a 2 year old"
"WHAT"
Jermex by YOMOMMAISHOTDAMN January 24, 2022
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Typically, he's that nigga. Tends to be a part of the "cool kids", gets all the snow bunnies, and has no filter. He probably already fucked you bitch.
I was chilling with Jermel last night, damn is he fine.
Jermel by Youngkillaboi January 8, 2017
A person full of nice things to say but don’t let them full you there attitude will change with the most simplest things have low self esteem issues but with good freind by there side there the most happiest people on earth.
You’re acting like such a jermelyn but I’m here for you
jermelyn by Gost379 April 3, 2018
Jewmex that is both of Mexican and or Mexican-American and a Jew. Only applies to ethnic back round and has nothing to do with religous beliefs. Most are descendt of crypto jews of sephardic origin via northeastern Mexico and South Texas (Monterrey, NL, MX up to Corpus Christie, TX and Houston)Half of them arent aware that are jews, so if you think jews are funny imagine one that doesent even know hes one. there spreading
upper classes of Monterrey, Mexico and other major mexican cities. The JewMex acts like such a Jew hes not aware of anti semtism.
jewmex by Havel Villarreal January 2, 2008

jersexual 

A type of sexual preference, in which a person has the urge to wank to trees.
Jerry the jersexual ripped off his pants and smiled at the tree seductively.
jersexual by raz999 July 12, 2014

Jermey adams

Pulling a Jermey Adams is when you get your girlfriend pregnant and decide to keep the child
Person 1:Damn did you hear about Jill and Rob? He got her pregnant Person 2:He pulled a Jermey Adams
Jermey adams by Wildbill3764 May 2, 2018
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