Jewmex that is both of Mexican and or Mexican-American and a Jew. Only applies to ethnic back round and has nothing to do with religous beliefs. Most are descendt of crypto jews of sephardic origin via northeastern Mexico and South Texas (Monterrey, NL, MX up to Corpus Christie, TX and Houston)Half of them arent aware that are jews, so if you think jews are funny imagine one that doesent even know hes one. there spreading
upper classes of Monterrey, Mexico and other major mexican cities. The JewMex acts like such a Jew hes not aware of anti semtism.
by Havel Villarreal January 2, 2008
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–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.
–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)
Origin:
Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.
–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.
–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)
Origin:
Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.
You- "Hey man, you got a light?"
Jew- "Yea, here!"
You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."
:akward pause:
You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."
Jew- "Yea, here!"
You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."
:akward pause:
You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."
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Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.
by Laz April 17, 2019
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Has all the annoying traits of a regular boomer but has the added overbearingness and high expectations of Jewish Parents.
Has all the annoying traits of a regular boomer but has the added overbearingness and high expectations of Jewish Parents.
Ex1
Dave: You millennials are so lazy! When I was your age I was married, had a house and a career! The reason you're all still living with us is because you don't want to work hard!
Jonny: Actually housing prices nowadays are extortionate, most jobs pay's lousy.
Dave: It's your fault for wasting your bar mitzvah money on tut!
Jonny: Like you didn't waste yours on a fancy brief case!
Dave: That's not the same! It was different then!
Jonny: Exactly! Housing was affordable and a degree got you a job!
Dave: No! Your generation are lazy! If you worked hard and didn't waste money on your luxuries you'd have your own place!
Jonny: Because you'd totally give up your daily Starbucks and going out for dinner regularly to live in a crappy room. Pfft Jewmers!
Ex 2
Sharon: Why are you so fatutzed Hannah! You millenials are such snow flakes!
Hanna: I'm fatutzed because you keep calling my boyfriend a shmecky yok!
Sharon: Just be glad you're allowed to date a goy! When I was a kid my bubba slagged off my boyfriend for being reform! Said I should be with a frum boy and I was a disgrace, you know what I did? I listened to what she had to say and I apologised, you know why? Because I respected her! I didn't get offended like your generation does!
Hanna: That's abuse! That's not being thick skinned, that's you letting your grandma bully you under the guise of "respect". You Jewmers call us snow flakes, when frankly you were abused and were taught it was normal.
Dave: You millennials are so lazy! When I was your age I was married, had a house and a career! The reason you're all still living with us is because you don't want to work hard!
Jonny: Actually housing prices nowadays are extortionate, most jobs pay's lousy.
Dave: It's your fault for wasting your bar mitzvah money on tut!
Jonny: Like you didn't waste yours on a fancy brief case!
Dave: That's not the same! It was different then!
Jonny: Exactly! Housing was affordable and a degree got you a job!
Dave: No! Your generation are lazy! If you worked hard and didn't waste money on your luxuries you'd have your own place!
Jonny: Because you'd totally give up your daily Starbucks and going out for dinner regularly to live in a crappy room. Pfft Jewmers!
Ex 2
Sharon: Why are you so fatutzed Hannah! You millenials are such snow flakes!
Hanna: I'm fatutzed because you keep calling my boyfriend a shmecky yok!
Sharon: Just be glad you're allowed to date a goy! When I was a kid my bubba slagged off my boyfriend for being reform! Said I should be with a frum boy and I was a disgrace, you know what I did? I listened to what she had to say and I apologised, you know why? Because I respected her! I didn't get offended like your generation does!
Hanna: That's abuse! That's not being thick skinned, that's you letting your grandma bully you under the guise of "respect". You Jewmers call us snow flakes, when frankly you were abused and were taught it was normal.
by mrperson123 June 25, 2021
Get the Jewmer mug.The combination between a Jew and an Armenian. Jewstian tend to be short, hairy and have a big nose.
by bbbeastly May 9, 2008
Get the Jewmenian mug.Someone who is only attracted to people of the jewish faith (only when a bah mitzvah has taken place). Is commonly used as an insult in the Harrogate Area.
*someone fails on tony hawks underground* 'You are a Jewsexual'
Guy: Dude, that Jew is really hot, I'd like to wrestle her in mashed potato.
Other guy: (under breath) You're such a Jewsexual, man.
Guy: Dude, that Jew is really hot, I'd like to wrestle her in mashed potato.
Other guy: (under breath) You're such a Jewsexual, man.
by Alfroscrowen August 5, 2009
Get the Jewsexual mug.Jewmaxxing, this slang came from a word called min maxing meaning you’re focusing at one stat than all the other stats. Therefore you’re maxing your jewishness above anything else.
Timmy: Do you know what jewmaxxing is??
Tommy: Yeah History Wizard explained it on his tiktok
Timmy: *After watching his tiktok* Wow this “jewmaxxing” seems pretty offensive since I am a jew myself
Tommy: Yeah History Wizard explained it on his tiktok
Timmy: *After watching his tiktok* Wow this “jewmaxxing” seems pretty offensive since I am a jew myself
by Arbaybay May 23, 2023
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