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1. - refers to a man's biological preserves. Naturally, the bag denotes the man's scrotal sack. One could say that a man's balls are the fruit of his loins. Therefore, only jelly could flow from them; 2. - man preserves.
Smitten Wife: This English Muffin needs something.
Devoted Husband: Gee, Honey, how about some jam, egg yolk, or butter?
Smitten Wife: Those sound okay but inadequate.
Devoted Husband: Oh, I know! How 'bout some bag jelly?!
Smitten Wife: Baby, you really know me!!!

Happily ever after..........
bag jelly by shit taster July 30, 2009

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans
Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

Put the biscuits in the bag and don’t forget the jelly

Get in the car and don’t forget your wallet
Put the biscuits in the bag and don’t forget the jelly. I broke curfew last week and lost my allowance so my broke ass can’t float your broke ass

Jelly Bagel 

A jelly bagel is very simply described as when a man, or woman has a tongue ring and eats out his or her partner's butthole, also known as a rimjob, until it bleeds.. It is called a Jelly Bagel because the butthole is the bagel and the tongue ring acts as the knife that spreads the jelly, which of course is the blood.. Bikers, as well as hardcore rockers, often like to use the Jelly Bagel as their main source of sexual arousment.
Austin: Damn Ben, that jelly bagel you gave me last night was intense. Im still feeling it this morning!!

Ben: Yehh, tell me about it..Im still cleaning the pubes and the blood off my tongue ring..

Austin: We are doing that again soon!!

Ben: Fo Sho!!

Jelly bags 

The correct term for Breast implants.
"Michaela is so proud of her new Jelly bags, she can't wait to whip her top off down the pub"
Jelly bags by gluesniffer December 30, 2004
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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