jelly bag

A vagina

I fucked her jelly bag

jelly bag by boomer2 October 16, 2003

bag jelly

1. - refers to a man's biological preserves. Naturally, the bag denotes the man's scrotal sack. One could say that a man's balls are the fruit of his loins. Therefore, only jelly could flow from them; 2. - man preserves.

Smitten Wife: This English Muffin needs something.
Devoted Husband: Gee, Honey, how about some jam, egg yolk, or butter?
Smitten Wife: Those sound okay but inadequate.
Devoted Husband: Oh, I know! How 'bout some bag jelly?!
Smitten Wife: Baby, you really know me!!!

Happily ever after..........

bag jelly by shit taster July 30, 2009

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Jelly Bagel 

A jelly bagel is very simply described as when a man, or woman has a tongue ring and eats out his or her partner's butthole, also known as a rimjob, until it bleeds.. It is called a Jelly Bagel because the butthole is the bagel and the tongue ring acts as the knife that spreads the jelly, which of course is the blood.. Bikers, as well as hardcore rockers, often like to use the Jelly Bagel as their main source of sexual arousment.

Austin: Damn Ben, that jelly bagel you gave me last night was intense. Im still feeling it this morning!!

Ben: Yehh, tell me about it..Im still cleaning the pubes and the blood off my tongue ring..

Austin: We are doing that again soon!!

Ben: Fo Sho!!

Jelly Bagel by Tennessee's Finest July 25, 2009

Jelly bags 

The correct term for Breast implants.

"Michaela is so proud of her new Jelly bags, she can't wait to whip her top off down the pub"

Jelly bags by gluesniffer December 30, 2004

Jelly-Bagging 

Jelly-bagging is when you take a zip lock bag and fill it with personal lubricant. You then put a condom on your dick and stick the bag in between your couch cushions. Finally, you get on your knees and proceed to have intercourse with the bag of jelly that's firmly wedged into the couch.

I got home from work a bit early and happened to see my roommate Steve jelly-bagging my new sofa. Man was I pissed about that.

Jelly-Bagging by DFLB November 3, 2014