Definitions by gluesniffer

Jelly bags 

The correct term for Breast implants.

"Michaela is so proud of her new Jelly bags, she can't wait to whip her top off down the pub"

Jelly bags by gluesniffer December 30, 2004

old man twat 

Used on someones birthday when they are showing signs of becoming old and boring. Can be used for either sex.

"C'mon John, you only turned 20 today, don't be such an old man twat and drink that triple absinthe!"

old man twat by gluesniffer December 22, 2004