18 definitions by boomer2

granny panties

white cotton undies that old or fat ladies wear,and they pull them clear up to their tits

my mom wears granny panties

by boomer2 July 29, 2003

rim job

to lick somebodys asshole

i like it when the mailman gives me a rim job

by boomer2 July 29, 2003

condom

a rubber balloon you stuff your penis in ,to keep all yoursexually transmitted diseases to yourself

i had better wear a condom so you dont catch my herpes

by boomer2 July 29, 2003

Masturbate

to play with yourself

i like to masturbate at the movie theater

by boomer2 July 29, 2003

aggroid

Someone who attends the University of Oklahoma State and can only live from day to day by thinking of how great it would be to defeat the University of Oklahoma in ANY venture espeically an athletic one. Also known as an aggie.

Ryno is such an aggroid he is consumed with OU 24/7 .

by boomer2 July 15, 2004

skitter tracks

the shit stains in your underpants when you blow a wet fart

mom washed my skitter tracks out of my boxers

by boomer2 July 29, 2003

Ghetto Bitch Ride

A late model compact car outfitted with numerous non-factory items including but not limited to: home-made spoiler, rice rocket exhaust system, custom rims, and various things made out of chrome.

If that purple Civic ain't a ghetto bitch ride, I don't know what is.

by boomer2 April 14, 2003