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Jakeball 

A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.
Jakeball by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016
Related Words
jaykeb Jaykebd Jakeb jaykob jakeball jakeboy Jayke Jaykel jaykub Jackebeast
Jayke is the perfect guy a girl could ever dream of having.
I wish I could be a Jayke.
Jayke by .ewedf April 19, 2021
Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.
Person 1) Ah man, Tom got totally JakeBaked last night!
Person 2) Ikr!
JakeBaked by toastface5 April 30, 2013
A man/teenager who can pull any hoe. He can make a girl wet just by looking at her and has a enormous penis.
Jaykob by Namedefinitions.net March 3, 2019
He is a chill dude that doesn't express his true thoughts a lot. Can be a very caring guy if he wants to but generally just keeps his thoughts an emotions to himself.
oh look at Jaykub over there, I wonder what he is thinking.
Jaykub by Him/he/his September 23, 2018

Jakebeard 

An ideal beard, perfect and glorious in it's facial warmth and splendor
Women can't grow a Jakebeard, since they can't handle the awesome
Jakebeard by Nickrofuckus April 30, 2008