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n. 1. The only boy who knows how to hold your hand.
2. Makes your stomach turn with butterflies.
3. The realize why you're smiling right now.
4. A name that comes out when the alcohol goes down.
Awww Jakeboy, you're the greatest person in the world. I've spent forever to feel this way, and I can't believe you feel it too.
jakeboy by kickoutthejams January 5, 2005
Words you can keep

JakeyBoy 

the best kid alive "BloxtonSupporter"
Me: do you think jake is funny?
7yo: no he is cringe
Me: I will kill you
7yo: i hate JakeyBoy
He died soon after
JakeyBoy by ShockingDragon July 30, 2023

jakeboysvideos 

The fucken water mark is on every single one of their fucken vids. Fucken jakeboys and their “jakeboysvideos” water mark

jakebomb 

someone who cant afford to wash.
someone who smells, steals from amy, with scraggy hair, speaks like a begoi and wears handy-dooners.
junkie wendy is a jakebomb.
jakebomb by amy hogg December 15, 2008

Jakebock 

A person who is a player. They have a few girls but if they dont make up their mind they will have none at the end.
Jess: That guy is such a Jakebock
A hungover 31 year old man singing away his shame while being racist.
Jakebox by Jake’s mom June 3, 2019
A boy who turns everything into a joke or a pun. He is usually the most annoying kid in the class.
Raggamuffin is such a jokeboy
jokeboy by BabbleBoy April 9, 2023
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