Jakebeard

An ideal beard, perfect and glorious in it's facial warmth and splendor

Women can't grow a Jakebeard, since they can't handle the awesome

by Nickrofuckus April 30, 2008

Team Jakeward

A new team for the fan of the twilight saga. There are Team Jacob followers and there are Team Edward followers. Well now the fighting of what team you are on has come to a stop. Just say that you are a Team Jakeward follower and the fighting will stop between your friends.

Team Jakeward , the best of both worlds.

by Jakeward Lover 4ever March 28, 2010

jakehead

Jakehead is a synonym for dickhead. Often used by health teachers in Appalacha to describe unruly youth.

Sandy doesn't behave in class. Clide is a bo diddley jakehead.

by Jaykmead July 7, 2016

Jarebear

When someone fucks up big time or bush leagues big time. One calls it a jerbear. Also when you slur your words not-on-purpose and have the coordination of a drunk Tomasso Martino. A common way to be called a jarebear is to rub your nutless nutsack on your mothers chest then fall down 20 flights of stairs repeatedly in hopes of saving your life that obviously has been in the crapper since you were born. If you are commonly made fun of because you lack the abillity to remember 3 simple digits to your locker combination and your handed a key instead(which you end up losing), and you insist on trying to tie the velcros on your shoes in hopes of fitting it, then you might be a jarebear.

Kid:"Hey you, Jarebear wanna make out"

Accused Jarebear: "Ew no, you must be a cubs fan"
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Kid: "JAREBEAR"
Accused Jarebear: you fwaann flight?, <trips and breaks his glasses"
Accused Jarebear: AHH, I CAN SHEE without my GLASSHES.

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A Jarebear: HEY COACH PETERS, LOL i bet i can beat you in bashketball.

C.P: Jerry, did your crap your pants again, i cant take you anywhere, you embarrass yourself.

by O W e N K r A mE r <3 LAWLZ January 8, 2009

Junebeard

The sixth month of the year, where men typically grow their beards for the entirety of the 30 days. Some men can't handle the heat of the summer and thus don't grow their beards out. They instead wait until Novembeard but real men can handle Junebeard with no problem.

Man 1 - Are you growing your beard out for Junebeard?

Man 2 - You know it!

by The Real Grizzly Man June 23, 2011

JakeWeirdo

A ROBLOX YouTuber known for his funny content. He usually yells when he rages, which he learned from a person named cat.

Wow JakeWeirdo is amazing

by JakeWeirdo July 15, 2018

Jaketard

A tubby, cookie eating son of a bitch. Prone to gorging himself on $1 Tacos on Taco Tuesday, complaining about how sick he feels, and promptly blowing out his o-ring in the office restroom. Gloriously oblivious to the fact that he's dumb as a shit sandwich. So dumb, in fact, that a Jaketard blurs the lines between deliberate obfuscation and just being helplessly fucking stupid.

Jesus, some Jaketard blew out stall #3, thank god I don't have to clean that up. Fuck me, who ate all the cookies?

by Snorklefarm May 5, 2020