Jakebeard
Jakebeard by Nickrofuckus April 30, 2008
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Team Jakeward
A new team for the fan of the twilight saga. There are Team Jacob followers and there are Team Edward followers. Well now the fighting of what team you are on has come to a stop. Just say that you are a Team Jakeward follower and the fighting will stop between your friends.
Team Jakeward , the best of both worlds.
Team Jakeward by Jakeward Lover 4ever March 28, 2010
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Jakebeard • jabeard • Jakebert • jakehead • Jaketard • JakeWeirdo • Jakobtarded • Junebeard • Team Jakeward • jare bear
Jarebear
When someone fucks up big time or bush leagues big time. One calls it a jerbear. Also when you slur your words not-on-purpose and have the coordination of a drunk Tomasso Martino. A common way to be called a jarebear is to rub your nutless nutsack on your mothers chest then fall down 20 flights of stairs repeatedly in hopes of saving your life that obviously has been in the crapper since you were born. If you are commonly made fun of because you lack the abillity to remember 3 simple digits to your locker combination and your handed a key instead(which you end up losing), and you insist on trying to tie the velcros on your shoes in hopes of fitting it, then you might be a jarebear.
Kid:"Hey you, Jarebear wanna make out"
Accused Jarebear: "Ew no, you must be a cubs fan"
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Kid: "JAREBEAR"
Accused Jarebear: you fwaann flight?, <trips and breaks his glasses"
Accused Jarebear: AHH, I CAN SHEE without my GLASSHES.
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A Jarebear: HEY COACH PETERS, LOL i bet i can beat you in bashketball.
C.P: Jerry, did your crap your pants again, i cant take you anywhere, you embarrass yourself.
Accused Jarebear: "Ew no, you must be a cubs fan"
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Kid: "JAREBEAR"
Accused Jarebear: you fwaann flight?, <trips and breaks his glasses"
Accused Jarebear: AHH, I CAN SHEE without my GLASSHES.
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A Jarebear: HEY COACH PETERS, LOL i bet i can beat you in bashketball.
C.P: Jerry, did your crap your pants again, i cant take you anywhere, you embarrass yourself.
Jarebear by O W e N K r A mE r <3 LAWLZ January 8, 2009
Junebeard
The sixth month of the year, where men typically grow their beards for the entirety of the 30 days. Some men can't handle the heat of the summer and thus don't grow their beards out. They instead wait until Novembeard but real men can handle Junebeard with no problem.
Junebeard by The Real Grizzly Man June 23, 2011
JakeWeirdo
A ROBLOX YouTuber known for his funny content. He usually yells when he rages, which he learned from a person named cat.
JakeWeirdo by JakeWeirdo July 15, 2018
Jaketard
A tubby, cookie eating son of a bitch. Prone to gorging himself on $1 Tacos on Taco Tuesday, complaining about how sick he feels, and promptly blowing out his o-ring in the office restroom. Gloriously oblivious to the fact that he's dumb as a shit sandwich. So dumb, in fact, that a Jaketard blurs the lines between deliberate obfuscation and just being helplessly fucking stupid.
Jesus, some Jaketard blew out stall #3, thank god I don't have to clean that up. Fuck me, who ate all the cookies?
Jaketard by Snorklefarm May 5, 2020
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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