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Jaivats a guy that can persuade you a lot but will also be blackmailed easily.
He's gullible but can easily identify Someone's evil intentions.
Don't mess with him, he's jaivat
jaivat by La la la lactose intolerant November 23, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
A tall hairy hairy thundercunt, who would throw his/hers lunch at you if you got him/her angry.
Jim: why are you being such a dick?
Javatar: "throws lunch"
Jim: fuck off Javatar
Javatar by Javatar August 29, 2016
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Jailatte 

A person whom is quite retarded and can not walk straight. However, one of his personal traits is that he fucks everything in his path so you better stay clear if you want to keep your virginity from his gigantic blue balls and cock the size of a skyscraper.
Friend one: Hey, watch out! Your still a virgin and jailatte is in the room!
Friend two: We better head out!
Jailatte by Jailatte December 30, 2019

javathon 

(Computer Science) An uninterrupted, extended period of solid Java programming, usually covering most of the night.

Strictly, a javathon involves abstaining from food, drink, rest and often human contact.
Bill: Where'll you be later on?
Ben: I haven't started my programming assignment yet and it's due in tomorrow, so it's Javathon time in the lab for me, I'm afraid.
javathon by SwingKing March 31, 2003
Jaivan is an amazing guy he is probably been through the most in their life, they are probably thinking the most but they still are the funny friend and his smile will light your day up he probably is the realest friend you will get and best boyfriend
that guy is so funny he must be a jaivan
Jaivan by super smartyyy March 18, 2019

Javatized 

To be refreshed by a sort of coffee related beverage.
I felt Javatized on my way to work from starbucks.
Javatized by kevin weaver:D October 8, 2008

jaiathitya 

Gay wad that looks like a yoga ball and charges at smart people

His hairline is in the Orion Nebula

He’s a black dude with an Afro
Jaiathitya ran like a bull into its sh*t.
jaiathitya by 1938382883 August 21, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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