Jay for short. Jayvardhan is funny, understanding and pretty fucking amazing. He might be the biggest cunt to a lot of people but to his favourites, he's delectable and lovable and absolutely perfect. He's rarely upset but when he is it's pretty fierce. He loves with all his heart and is a kinky lil shit too.
I am absolutely in love with Jayvardhan.
Name of someone real witty, high on intelligence and makes people wonder "Wow what a man??" "Will I ever be as good as this person is" "The lady of his life is sooo lucky to have Janardhanan"
Janardhan is a durpy looking dude but ain't in a cute way. He is one of the dumbest if not the dumbest person ever to live. such a good lair, can sell your own kidney to yourself. Always keeps a creepy smile on his face, sometimes wets his bed after watching horror show and people refer him as forest man due to his tarzan like behaviour, refered as jungleeeeeeee jhonny.....
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*