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Jaival is a elite robot builder that works for nasa and loves eating grass while watching documentaries from David Attenborough
Jaival made a pipe bomb
Jaival by Anomymous10110 April 20, 2021
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\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.
First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.
javalog by horsewhistle June 26, 2007

JaVale McGee 

when you take the shot in your hand and take the shot out of your friend's hand and drink both.
Me and Joe were going to take shots but then he stole mine and pulled a JaVale McGee.
JaVale McGee by tamusaru March 6, 2011

Javalanche 

When one has continued to push oneself forward solely on caffeine and then everything catches up to them in a giant, overwhelming crash.
Eli kept herself for up for three days straight on coffee studying for finals, until she just had a javalanche and collapsed crying in the commons.
Javalanche by Junebug173990 May 25, 2010

Javallingus 

To flick one's tongue around the rim of a Starbuck's lid while driving, in order to find the sipping hole when it is either too dark to see it, or one's attention is otherwise occupied.
"Man, it was so dark in my car, I was doing Javallingus for like an hour before i could get a sip!"

"I was checking out that chick's ass and trying to sip my coffee at the same time... She turned around and totally caught me in the middle of Javallingus!"
Javallingus by Papasanfolkhero February 15, 2010

Javalistic 

used to describe people who have traits such as kind, compassionate, hilarious, sweet, honest, creative, and most importantly lovely, these are the kind of people who you'd love to have in your life, and learn many lifelong lessons from them. Alternatively it could be used to describe things like food, situations, weather etc. in which case it simply means amazing
She's such a javalistic person, ah i love her!.

what an absolutely javalistic day we are having!.