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Jaival
Jaival is a elite robot builder that works for nasa and loves eating grass while watching documentaries from David Attenborough
Jaival by Anomymous10110 April 20, 2021
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Jaival • jaivan • Jaivardhan • jaipal • Jaisal • jaidalyn • Jaimal Shah • Jairalis • Jaivaun • JaVale McGee
javalog
\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.
First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.
I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.
I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.
javalog by horsewhistle June 26, 2007
JaVale McGee
JaVale McGee by tamusaru March 6, 2011
Javalanche
When one has continued to push oneself forward solely on caffeine and then everything catches up to them in a giant, overwhelming crash.
Eli kept herself for up for three days straight on coffee studying for finals, until she just had a javalanche and collapsed crying in the commons.
Javalanche by Junebug173990 May 25, 2010
Javallingus
To flick one's tongue around the rim of a Starbuck's lid while driving, in order to find the sipping hole when it is either too dark to see it, or one's attention is otherwise occupied.
"Man, it was so dark in my car, I was doing Javallingus for like an hour before i could get a sip!"
"I was checking out that chick's ass and trying to sip my coffee at the same time... She turned around and totally caught me in the middle of Javallingus!"
"I was checking out that chick's ass and trying to sip my coffee at the same time... She turned around and totally caught me in the middle of Javallingus!"
Javallingus by Papasanfolkhero February 15, 2010
Javalistic
used to describe people who have traits such as kind, compassionate, hilarious, sweet, honest, creative, and most importantly lovely, these are the kind of people who you'd love to have in your life, and learn many lifelong lessons from them. Alternatively it could be used to describe things like food, situations, weather etc. in which case it simply means amazing
Javalistic by welcomebotluci May 6, 2023
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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