Javatar

A tall hairy hairy thundercunt, who would throw his/hers lunch at you if you got him/her angry.

Jim: why are you being such a dick?
Javatar: "throws lunch"
Jim: fuck off Javatar

Javatar by Javatar August 29, 2016

javafart

The horrible, disgusting, frustrating error message thrown out by Java

An example of javafart:

java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space
at java.util.Arrays.copyOf(Arrays.java:2882)
at java.lang.ConcreteStringBuilder.expandCapacity(ConcreteStringBuilder.java:100)
at java.lang.ConcreteStringBuilder.append(ConcreteStringBuilder.java:390)
at java.lang.StringBuffer.append(StringBuffer.java:224)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.addChildLM(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:275)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.addChildLMs(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:289)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.createLineChainFood(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:205)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.createNextChildLMs(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:173)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.LMiter.hasNext(LMiter.java:40)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.getChildLM(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getBreakBefore(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:978)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.addKnuthElementsForBreakBefore(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:954)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:253)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableCellFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableCellFavoutChainFood.java:170)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.RowGroupFavoutChainFood.createElementsForRowGroup(RowGroupFavoutChainFood.java:120)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.RowGroupFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(RowGroupFavoutChainFood.java:60)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableContentFavoutChainFood.getKnuthElementsForRowIterator(TableContentFavoutChainFood.java:220)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableContentFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableContentFavoutChainFood.java:172)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableFavoutChainFood.java:247)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:294)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:294)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.StaticContentFavoutChainFood$StaticContentBreaker.getNextKnuthElements(StaticContentFavoutChainFood.java:318)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteBreaker.getNextBlockList(ConcreteBreaker.java:552)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteBreaker.doFavout(ConcreteBreaker.java:302)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.StaticContentFavoutChainFood.doFavout(StaticContentFavoutChainFood.java:240)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.FavoutSideRegion(PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:156)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.finishPage(PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:163)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcretePageSequenceFavoutChainFood.makeNewPage(ConcretePageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:284)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageBreaker.handleBreakTrait(PageBreaker.java:494)

javafart by bombi October 14, 2008

Japatard 

used to call a person with bad taste in japanese anime.

Hey did you see that one episode of Dragonball Z?
No, you Japatard no one watches that show.

Japatard by I_eat_unicorns! January 4, 2011

JavaJar

Somebody who cheats their cock off in Minecraft Piss and Play Edition but still gets 10 potted by randoms who queue unranked on Versai.

Proper use of this word:
Hey it’s that retard JavaJar who can’t even beat randoms that queue unranked but he still cheats his cock off LOL

JavaJar by best MCPE pvp September 29, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022