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A person becomes the willing or unwilling victim of a physically painful prank OR the person plans and executes a physically painful prank on another person. Jackass, joke, prank, pain, injury, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Wee Man, Ryan Dunn, Jeff Tremain, Dave England, Preston Lacy, Ehren McGhehey

My brother jackassed me Saturday morning. He slid down the stairs on his surf board as I was going up the steps and knocked me off my feet. What a jerk!

jackassed by joecoolthefool August 21, 2016

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Jackassed airhead

Someone who is so stupid they start acting like a complete jackass and it gets really annoying

Liz: Some guy on the internet called me a whore and a fucked up bitch because I don't use my real name on myspace or facebook he also said to go screw a horse since I am from Lake Tahoe and that is the south because they filmed bonanza there and that is where cowboys come from

Spencer Pratt is also a jackassed airhead

Jackassed airhead by browngirlsdonttakebs June 4, 2009

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Jackass the scene

Used to describe where a Trinidadian or group of Trinidadians ignore all logic and common sense to worsen a situation ignorantly

Everybody in work was good good and Tom come in with he sour self and jackass the scene

Jackass the scene by Pigeon debater April 29, 2021

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jackasshammer

A jackhammer that's been fired up nearby so early that it rousts you out of bed.

Those construction workers started using a gosh-darn-diddly-arn jackasshammer next door that got my ass out of bed at 6:30 this morning -- and it's a Saturday for Christ sakes!!!

jackasshammer by Telephony July 28, 2012

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jackass of all trades

A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.

Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.

jackass of all trades by Devin84 October 15, 2007

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Reverse jackass

Where you sit on slags face and she back hand jacks you off and licks your arse hole

Mate I got a reverse jackass off a slag last night

Reverse jackass by Glennb March 4, 2020

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jackspedicey

a nickname for the irish youtuber jacksepticeye

Today I watched some jackspedicey

jackspedicey by GhostyToasty1002 May 21, 2018

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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