nonscience

scientific nonsense.
Used to describe someone's imaginary scientific explanations.
John: You know your cellphone can explode if overcharged.
Tina: Shut up your nonscience.
by Devin84 March 16, 2008
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jackass of all trades

A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.
Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.
by Devin84 October 15, 2007
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Salma Fake

(Pronounced- Salma Fayek)
Used for someone who has gorgeous tits that are apparently augmented.
by Devin84 November 07, 2007
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