jPhone 

The iPhone. AKA The Jesus Phone.

Dude, I waited in line for 5 hours for the new jPhone!

jPhone by ULTXX August 12, 2008

Jhonen 

The action to bring happiness to a family due to a new born.
A Spanish variation of the Name John and a possible middle name with the letter "N" all together.

"Jhonen brought happiness to our lives"

Jhonen by Jonen MC February 16, 2018

Jhonelle 

A friendly and emotional person, defensive when it gets to their friends. Also a bad bitch with taste. Smarts and intelligence unmatched

Jhonelle is a diligent and hardworking student

Jhonelle by anonymous October 31, 2020

jpmoney 

nickname for a person you meet who is one badass mother fucker.
watch out these people are very good at anything they do.
usually very wealthy and powerful person and could wipe you off this planet in a blink of an eye.

Scarface - "Who you think your messing with?" "I'M Tony Montana(jpmoney)" "You fuck with me, your fucking with the best.

one of the best examples out there

jpmoney by Tony Montivelle September 25, 2007

Jhonen Vasquez 

Jhonen Vasquez (Joe-Nen Vass-Kezz)creator of a series of comics particularly popular with people of the underground life style. His popularity tends to stem from the mass amount of homocide inside his comics, rather than the actual story-line, which is excellent in its self. His style of art is incredibly unique, and you won't find alot like it before he became famous(or infamous, shall we say). He is not rather kind to his fans, and states that he has a large amount distain for them, while also seeming to intensly enjoy the attention. Popular with all groups, but more recently a flood of Angsty Teenagers has been ruining it for everyone (what else is new). This was happening before, but the rate of defilation increased due to Invader Zim, which in itself was an excellent show. The blame is the charator GIR, whose antics, while funny, attracted everyone... ESPECIALLY hyper-active preteen girls. Gir was highly humorous, but can get quite annoying when repeated constantly by a adolescent squeaky girl. Interesting enough, the support from these younglings came too late for the show... AFTER it was cancelled.

~Works~
Johnny the Homocidial Maniac
Squee!
The Bad Art Collection
Filler Bunny
Everything can be Beaten
Invader Zim
I Feel Sick

Facts:
Born on September 1st
Is taller then everyone else says he is.
Wears glasses and frequently dyes hair unnatural colors.
Is a known fan of Mindless Self Indulgence, the Industrial-Jungle-Pussy-Punk Band of New York City.
Also known as Mr. Scolex.
Once saved the Pope from Aliens.
Seems not to like his ass being grabbed by ravonous Fan-Girls.

"Omfg! I am liek so0o0o gawthic! I liek Joe-han Vaskwez. Let me cut myself!"- Angsty Teens of America

*Girl throws muffin at Jhonen*
"There's a taste of your own medicine!"- FanGirl
"Yah? Well i want a divorce!"-Mr. Scolex
"Fine, I'll take the house, you get the kids!"- FanGirl
"Whatever, Fan-Girl!"- Mr. Scolex

Jhonen Vasquez by Tim-Chang July 10, 2005

Jhonen Vasquez 

Jhonen C. Vasquez, Tallented artist cursed with piece of shit fans.

OMG leik jonen, is my god! lol!!!!!!!

Jhonen Vasquez by Legato Grey January 3, 2005

jhone

jhone is a great guy and knows how to make a teacher love him. he puts school first before anything becuase thats what hes good at. everyone wants to be a jhone

damn jhone aced that quiz hes so smart
ikr hes athletic 2

jhone by followmeonyoutube February 16, 2018