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jahonesty is a thick bitch with a full loving heart.she care's about her friends.she is a person you can laugh with all the time and hang out with. she also is a person who you can trust in she dont play when it come to bitch missing with her man in she only want one person but he on games she not scared to fight nobody so dont try her in sge dont like niggas with crum dicks
Jahonesty also got a big booty
jahonesty by jahonestyhgfso November 29, 2018

jaonesty 

Jaonesty loves playing robloxs with her friends. Her favorite game is Da hood. She's always crying because she's always dying in Da hood. Her favorite food is fries. She's also really bad at singing. Girl hurts my ears when she sings. She's really nice but sometimes she can be annoying. She's bad at Da hood too.
Jaonesty: Come help me I'm getting jumped!
Friends: No.
jaonesty by bludspatta November 23, 2021
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Johnesty 

Being truthful with the police after being busted for soliciting a prostitute.
I thought johnesty would be the best policy after the cops nailed me for picking up a whore but they still arrested me.
Johnesty by Marveloso December 21, 2019
(adjective) to be honest, and that's on jah.
If I'm gonna be jahnest, your mom is hot as fuck... I'd titty fuck her.
jahnest by Hungryjack101 March 2, 2023
Someone with a very rare name, if your name is Jahnesta, you either had some very creative parents, or they were just stoned, both in my case.
Oh, there's Jahnesta, how do you even pronounce that?
Jahnesta by CatCuddler9000 January 2, 2022
Dark or Emo. easily manipulated and can be easily emotionally hurt.
janesty by Haiden69 March 16, 2022

jhoneshya 

look its jhoneshya!
GYAT her ass fat fr😜
jhoneshya by urmommysgf July 3, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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