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jhonen
If you find a jhonen your very lucky he can be a little sour at first. But once you get to know him you know he has a big heart. SO DONT LET HIM GO!!!
jhonen by idkwhothisis19 April 13, 2019
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Jhonen Vasquez • jhonen • jhonenesque • jhonenism • jhonny • jhonn • Jhanen • jhone • jhonnalyn • jhonnie
jhonen
When you open the stall doors to a public bathroom wearing earbuds and don't look if there is anyone in the stall, then accidentally sitting on the persons penis and getting anally penetrated.
John: "Did you see Frank get jhonened?"
George: "Yea I did, I was talking to him in the bathroom (no homo) and he didn't turn around and lost his anal virginity."
George: "Yea I did, I was talking to him in the bathroom (no homo) and he didn't turn around and lost his anal virginity."
jhonen by Swagyolo420bwaze March 17, 2016
Jhonen Vasquez
Jhonen Vasquez (Joe-Nen Vass-Kezz)creator of a series of comics particularly popular with people of the underground life style. His popularity tends to stem from the mass amount of homocide inside his comics, rather than the actual story-line, which is excellent in its self. His style of art is incredibly unique, and you won't find alot like it before he became famous(or infamous, shall we say). He is not rather kind to his fans, and states that he has a large amount distain for them, while also seeming to intensly enjoy the attention. Popular with all groups, but more recently a flood of Angsty Teenagers has been ruining it for everyone (what else is new). This was happening before, but the rate of defilation increased due to Invader Zim, which in itself was an excellent show. The blame is the charator GIR, whose antics, while funny, attracted everyone... ESPECIALLY hyper-active preteen girls. Gir was highly humorous, but can get quite annoying when repeated constantly by a adolescent squeaky girl. Interesting enough, the support from these younglings came too late for the show... AFTER it was cancelled.
~Works~
Johnny the Homocidial Maniac
Squee!
The Bad Art Collection
Filler Bunny
Everything can be Beaten
Invader Zim
I Feel Sick
Facts:
Born on September 1st
Is taller then everyone else says he is.
Wears glasses and frequently dyes hair unnatural colors.
Is a known fan of Mindless Self Indulgence, the Industrial-Jungle-Pussy-Punk Band of New York City.
Also known as Mr. Scolex.
Once saved the Pope from Aliens.
Seems not to like his ass being grabbed by ravonous Fan-Girls.
~Works~
Johnny the Homocidial Maniac
Squee!
The Bad Art Collection
Filler Bunny
Everything can be Beaten
Invader Zim
I Feel Sick
Facts:
Born on September 1st
Is taller then everyone else says he is.
Wears glasses and frequently dyes hair unnatural colors.
Is a known fan of Mindless Self Indulgence, the Industrial-Jungle-Pussy-Punk Band of New York City.
Also known as Mr. Scolex.
Once saved the Pope from Aliens.
Seems not to like his ass being grabbed by ravonous Fan-Girls.
"Omfg! I am liek so0o0o gawthic! I liek Joe-han Vaskwez. Let me cut myself!"- Angsty Teens of America
*Girl throws muffin at Jhonen*
"There's a taste of your own medicine!"- FanGirl
"Yah? Well i want a divorce!"-Mr. Scolex
"Fine, I'll take the house, you get the kids!"- FanGirl
"Whatever, Fan-Girl!"- Mr. Scolex
*Girl throws muffin at Jhonen*
"There's a taste of your own medicine!"- FanGirl
"Yah? Well i want a divorce!"-Mr. Scolex
"Fine, I'll take the house, you get the kids!"- FanGirl
"Whatever, Fan-Girl!"- Mr. Scolex
Jhonen Vasquez by Tim-Chang July 10, 2005
Jhonen Vasquez
Jhonen Vasquez by Legato Grey January 3, 2005
Jhonen Vasquez
Very imaginative and inteligent guy. My idol. Creator of Invader Zim the canceled Nickelodeon show about an incompitant but arogant alien invader. Also creator of the comic book series Johnny the Homicidal maniac, SQUEE series, and I feel sick: a book about a girl (in color) Registered with Slave Labor graphics.
From America
Birthday: september 1st
height:5,2
glasses yes
you could call him a goth but he would kill you!
From America
Birthday: september 1st
height:5,2
glasses yes
you could call him a goth but he would kill you!
Jhonen Vasquez by Laura March 28, 2004
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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