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Jhoneal is a BEAUTIFUL person. she seems mean at first but as soon as you get to know her she will is an amazing person. She has a pretty smile and personality. She may seem a bit bitchy but shes just being precautions. She is truly an AMAZING person

Ruth: Is that JHONEAL over there

Alexia: over where?
Julia: She's right there stupid

jhoneal by Dookie4life October 11, 2023

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Jhonalyn

A beautiful girl with brown hair often is the most loyal to the things she loves, very happy and cheerful, but emotional af

You are a jhonalyn

Jhonalyn by Conceitedxxx June 7, 2021

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Jhonelle

A friendly and emotional person, defensive when it gets to their friends. Also a bad bitch with taste. Smarts and intelligence unmatched

Jhonelle is a diligent and hardworking student

Jhonelle by anonymous October 31, 2020

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jhonel

A mysterious phenomenon that is known to be rare in mankind. Hard to summon, but appears to always be present in everyone's mind. If you know a Jhonel, don't let him go, he brings fortune and good luck. Keep a Jhonel close always during Marvel movies, because secretly he works for them.

Find yourself a Jhonel; life's better with him in it

jhonel by feet tickler April 18, 2019

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jhonald

Mario loving nerd

Friend 1- hey did you see jhonald he beat me in smash

Friend 2- aw shit man I wanna challenge him

jhonald by anonymous March 28, 2022

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JONEAL

yes, but no. Something that always happens except when it doesn't. Its when you do your equations correct and you will always get this answer except when you don't. An answer you will always sometimes get, except for when you dont.

That was just a fucking JONEAL!!!

JONEAL by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009

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Joneal

People miss her very much when they move to a different country.

She needs to learn how to not leave cool people on delivered.
She is cute but more often than not, her cat is cuter.

"I love her so very much. She must be Joneal"

Joneal by ur mum 12346 April 26, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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