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The iVote is the future of voting for federal elections online. It saves tapping into the precious play time of online cyber junkies. Online voting would be quick and effecient and with todays technology could be done anywhere, anytime without the hassle of standing in seemingly endless lines for polling booths.
Phat Chick 1: I want to vote but I dont want to go through the timely voting processes.

Phat chick 2: Well Phat chick 1, all your problems have been solved. The iVote system lets you vote online anywhere anytime, hassle free. iVoted on my iPad the on the bus this morning on the way to work.
iVote by HighLevelDisinfectant August 20, 2010
The best girl in the whole world. She understands you completely, knows your every move, and is there for you when you fall. She's the type of person who will stay your friend forever and she's unique in her own way. She'll believe in what she wants, but she'll support your decisions too. You'll never stop laughing when you're with Ivonne, the Spanish chica <3
That girl over there is Ivonne, my best friend.
Ivonne by your.*average.*girl.* December 12, 2010
very beautiful lovely smart girl that is very athletic with a curvacious figure. Really loves to read and is very dedicated. Cherished by those who love her greatly. Very delightful to those she meets.
"She is so sweet, she's an Ivone."
ivone by cooliocoolio October 6, 2011
Someone who would love you even if you hated her. Who’s intentions comes from the heart. She will love you even if you hurt her, care for you when you don’t, do anything for you even if you ignore her.

Until she stops, is the moment you realized you had a good thing. But blew it.
You have an Ivonne in your hands, don’t blow it!!
Ivonne by anytime February 20, 2019
The most amazing mother you will ever have. There are no words to describe how amazing she is at taking care of her kids, being able to keep a job, support her kids/husband, and etc. I don’t get how people can take her for granted so easily she’s truly amazing and deserves everything she has and more.
Dad:Ivonne is the most amazing person I’ve ever met I have no clue how she does everything she does.
Ivonne by Dork1823 July 30, 2018

idonteatredmeatatarian 

n. Someone who claims to be a vegetarian, but in reality consumes all types of meat except red meat.
Dave: Why is Becky over there deep-throating a polish? Isn't she a vegetarian?
Steve: No, dude. She's an idonteatredmeatatarian.