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A very tall funny man who has growth spurts and is usually dark skin and very handsome
Have you seen Ivante he's so cute.
Ivante by Ivante January 3, 2019
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iVangelism 

The evangelical preaching of right-wing fundamentalist Apple fans.
"OK, OK! I get it: Your iPhone/iPad/iMac/MacBook is the greatest thing in the history of everything, ever, and Steve Jobs rose from the dead to give his keynote speech. Enough with the iVangelism."

"A core belief of iVangelism is that Steve Jobs will bring about the Rapture."
iVangelism by Dr Leroy April 10, 2010
A man who is a dad figure and has a nice c̶o̶c̶k̶ personality.
"i would love an ivander right know"
ivander by Smokey_Bones January 8, 2017

Iranternet

1. An idea proposed by Iranian politicians to have an alternate, private internet for Iran that replaces the normal internet with Iranian government-approved content only. Term coined by Rachel Maddow on Oct 5, 2012.

2. Referencing definition 1, a term that describes an isolated, ideologically filtered realm of information. Term coined by Rachel Maddow on Oct 5, 2012.
The right-wing is building their own Iranternet with Fox News, Conservapedia, and other conspiracy theory-peddling media.
Iranternet by ravenwaen October 6, 2012

IvanTheChemist

The internet alias of Ivan Dimitrov. A person interested in science, anime, PC games, computers and tech stuff. Prone to violence.
Otaku 1: You know how to solve this?
Otaku 2: No, let's ask TheChemist.

Person: You shouldn't be IvanTheChemist, but iVandal.
*hit*
IvanTheChemist: That was a good one ;). 10x, but no 10x
IvanTheChemist by IvanTheChemist February 5, 2010
bad bitch cute face and some nice titties
ivanie
Ivanie by lazyed March 30, 2020
Ivanne:
The most beautiful thing that God put on this earth!

Beautiful

Breath taking

Gorgeous
That sun set is Ivanne!
You have an Ivanne in your hands, don’t blow it!!
Ivanne by Yes. I am that bitch April 1, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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