Top definition
The best girl in the whole world. She understands you completely, knows your every move, and is there for you when you fall. She's the type of person who will stay your friend forever and she's unique in her own way. She'll believe in what she wants, but she'll support your decisions too. You'll never stop laughing when you're with Ivonne, the Spanish chica <3
by your.*average.*girl.* December 10, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Ivonne mug for your bunkmate Riley.
Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Jazz Cabbage mug for your grandma Riley.
2
The most amazing mother you will ever have. There are no words to describe how amazing she is at taking care of her kids, being able to keep a job, support her kids/husband, and etc. I don’t get how people can take her for granted so easily she’s truly amazing and deserves everything she has and more.
Dad:Ivonne is the most amazing person I’ve ever met I have no clue how she does everything she does.
by Dork1823 July 30, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Ivonne mug for your brother Manley.
3
Someone who would love you even if you hated her. Who’s intentions comes from the heart. She will love you even if you hurt her, care for you when you don’t, do anything for you even if you ignore her.

Until she stops, is the moment you realized you had a good thing. But blew it.
You have an Ivonne in your hands, don’t blow it!!
by anytime February 20, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Ivonne mug for your cat Jovana.
4
That girl you glance at when she's not looking. She's beautiful, interesting, hilarious, and will actually talk to you, even though you're a loser. She kinda has a dirty mind, but that's something you're into. But she'll destroy your heart, beat it into tiny pieces, crush it into dust, mix it with kool-aid, feed it to her dog and let it relieve itself on your lawn. She'll go out with a complete jerk and make you watch on the sidelines. But she's too nice to hurt you on purpose. But she doesn't care enough to care if you're hurt because of her.
Unfortunate dude: So I'm going out with Ivonne this weekend!

Guy who knows: HAHAHA, you are so gonna regret it, LAWL.
by HavinABadDay October 18, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Ivonne mug for your friend Sarah.
5
A sexy Puerto Rican agent who works for the United States Federal Government.
Ivonne takes peoples' money while powdering her nose.
by iambobafett November 17, 2006
Get the mug
Get a Ivonne mug for your mom Jovana.
6
Stalker.

Someone who prowls or sneaks about; usually with unlawful intentions.
Girl 1: I'm really observative.
Girl 2: Sweetie, that's called being Ivonne.
by 2991 December 03, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Ivonne mug for your bunkmate Georges.

Activity