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The iVote is the future of voting for federal elections online. It saves tapping into the precious play time of online cyber junkies. Online voting would be quick and effecient and with todays technology could be done anywhere, anytime without the hassle of standing in seemingly endless lines for polling booths.
Phat Chick 1: I want to vote but I dont want to go through the timely voting processes.

Phat chick 2: Well Phat chick 1, all your problems have been solved. The iVote system lets you vote online anywhere anytime, hassle free. iVoted on my iPad the on the bus this morning on the way to work.
iVote by HighLevelDisinfectant August 20, 2010
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very beautiful lovely smart girl that is very athletic with a curvacious figure. Really loves to read and is very dedicated. Cherished by those who love her greatly. Very delightful to those she meets.
"She is so sweet, she's an Ivone."
ivone by cooliocoolio October 6, 2011

hors d'oeuvre-ivore

Someone who devours only hors d'oeuvre at parties
Sylvia is a total hors d'oeuvre-ivore, eschewing even the champagne.
When it comes to a vote on who will be invited to your party or an outing with friends the cool or special ones automatically get "invoted".
What is your vote on Kristie coming to our party?

Dude, with a rack like that she is definitely invoted!
Invoted by Lo-rettie W September 9, 2009

ibotenic acid

A chemical contained in toadstool mushrooms (NOT mushrooms containing Psilocybin).

When processed through the body, Ibotenic Acid is converted into Muscimol which makes you trip. This conversion can cause one to sweat, and create a feeling of nausea depending on how the mushroom is consumed. Consuming the wet mushroom WILL NOT work; it is generally made into a powder.
Ibotenic Acid is commonly contained in Amanita mushrooms. This includes but is not limited to the Amanita Muscaria (Super Mario Toadstool Mushroom), Amanita Crenulata, or Amanita Pantherina; (variation Multisquamosa, etc.)
"Last night I ate some of that wet mushroom containing the Ibotenic Acid and this morning I was shitting flames!"
ibotenic acid by TheFreshnessMaker October 31, 2009

I VOTE COMMUNISM 

IF YOU DO NOT SAY THIS 12 TIMES A DAY PAPA STALIN WILL SEND YOU TO GULAG!
Person: I VOTE COMMUNISM!
Papa Stalin: dà comraide
I VOTE COMMUNISM by Celticblobfish! September 10, 2018
Past tense of invite when you’re high
Did I tell you I invote Olivia?
Invote by Horseass March 10, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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