iperv

The one guy who watches porn on his itouch/iphone all day instead than his computer

"dude,i checked his iphone yesterday and his historey was all porn"
"damn dude he must be an iperv"

by Thegguythtknoeswhereulive May 20, 2010

iPerbole

The hype surrounding any product Apple unveils.

Claims that the iPhone will change the world are all part of the iPerbole surrounding the cultish company.

by Mark Hengel January 15, 2007

impervious

im-pur-vee-uhs
not permitting penetration or passage; impenetrable, incapable of being injured or impaired:

The coat is impervious to rain, wear, and tear.

by Dani W June 16, 2008

iper

a variation of uber; a synonym for "very very." First used by author Michele Jaffe on her blog.

"I'm iper stressed about the test in math."

"There's a party on saturday... it's iper exciting."

by Rhi*annon December 14, 2008

iPerson

A person who has fallen into Apple's iTrap, where by releasing somethin, and then re-releasing the exact same product with minor upgrades, people will effectively buy the same product multiple times:
iPod-->iPod Mini-->iPod Shuffle-->ipod Colour-->iPod Video
-->???

Tom: Hey i just bought an iPod mini!
Me: Why? You already have an iPod, and iPod Shuffle and an iPod Colour
Tom:...I...I don't know, i can't stop

BEN YOU iPERSON!

by gri-unit soldier October 29, 2005

iPeriod

The time of year when the inner linings of people's brains starts to fall out after Apple announces to a new product. Thus, millions of people rush out to stores and wait in huge lines for a completely useless product called the iPad, which soaks up the brain ooze and allows people to return to their so-called sanity.

Josh: (starts jumping up and down) OMG! OMG! Hey guys did you here about Apple's new iPad! I need one right now! DAMMIT!! I need to get to bestbuy right now. OMG no what if it's sold out. Oh well, the nearest Apple store is only 20 miles away!

Christie: What's wrong with Josh?
Nick: I think he's having his iPeriod.

by Nash94 April 6, 2010

imperviable

Maintaining a modicum of morality despite, or because of, the behavior of one's president.

I had my students follow President Trump on Twitter for an assignment in civics class. They were imperviable. No one was grabbed inappropriately for the duration of the lesson.

by Boba_McSolo February 4, 2017