(Of children) A state of hyper-osity bordering so dangerously on mutiny, chaos, and/or anarchy, such that the only logical solution would be screen time, preferably of the iPad variety.
A lad of 8 in the 21st century, Voltaire Biscotti often entered into such an iPer state that his stay-at-home father had no choice but to hand him the iPad. Ah, one might say a vicious cycle was born.
A person who has fallen into Apple's iTrap, where by releasing somethin, and then re-releasing the exact same product with minor upgrades, people will effectively buy the same product multiple times:
iPod-->iPod Mini-->iPod Shuffle-->ipod Colour-->iPod Video
-->???
Tom: Hey i just bought an iPod mini!
Me: Why? You already have an iPod, and iPod Shuffle and an iPod Colour
Tom:...I...I don't know, i can't stop