by Starywriter January 25, 2019
Ben- noun
A rotund, farming species who normally live in areas like New Jersey. Known for their distinct farming skills and tiny penises and or lasagna.
If you come across one, be extremley careful, as they will try to mount you. If said mounting has occurred in the past than please contact the "Stop Inbreeding Your Small Penis Ben" organization at 1-800-THIS IS NOT A REAL NUMBER
A rotund, farming species who normally live in areas like New Jersey. Known for their distinct farming skills and tiny penises and or lasagna.
If you come across one, be extremley careful, as they will try to mount you. If said mounting has occurred in the past than please contact the "Stop Inbreeding Your Small Penis Ben" organization at 1-800-THIS IS NOT A REAL NUMBER
by aaron boiner June 07, 2010
Atheist edge lord who hates all LGBTQ, but might be one also. Minorly resembles Hitler and is a massive asshole. Acne ridden and has a massive nose; looks like an aryan and a Jew at the same time. Also has a suicidal girlfriend.
by ThePeacock December 11, 2018