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impervial 

(n.) anybody walking outside without a mask during Covid-19, thinking that because they are special they are therefore impervious to disease and will remain healthy. Can also refer to people who describe themselves "caring", but who don't seem to care enough to wear a mask around vulnerable populations.
The sidewalks are crowded with maskless impervials, most of them enjoying their life like people weren't dying in hospitals by the thousands.
impervial by Woodrow Saltpaw June 1, 2020
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Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.
Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

Imperial March

A theme from Star Wars so great and powerful that anyone who listens to it defecates instantly, similar to when the brown note is played, but for a different reason.
When Vader enters for the first time in Empire Strikes Back, the Imperial March causes me to instantly lose control of my bowels and completely soil myself.
Imperial March by Coach Klein July 30, 2009

Imperial Creed 

The religious belief in the God-Emperor of Manknd and the expansion of the Imperium of Mankind. To follow this religion is to obey the will of the Emperor and live under his righteousness. Furthermore the followers must seek out the heretic, the mutant, and the xenos and destroy them. Today there are not many followers of this belief but The Emperor has forseen the future of Mankind and Man's destiny to conquer the stars and The Emperor is the one to lead Man.
As said in the Imperial Creed 'The Emperor Protects'

Imperial March

The single greatest song that could represent a nation!
Thousands of mindless troops march to the Imperial March.
Imperial March by Exor January 15, 2004

Imperial Core 

Much like spoiled kids or people who prefer crustless sandwiches, those in the imperial core rarely realize the harm they create. The countries where rich people keep their money/Where Corporate shareholders live.
"The Imperial Core dumps industrial byproducts in impoverished nations to evade public scrutiny" -- Sun tzu probably

Imperial Scum 

People who believe that the Empire should rule over Skyrim despite the fact that they are the Thalmor's whiny little bitches.
"That guy I met on tinder said he supports the Empire. Imperial Scum"
Imperial Scum by Stormcloaks February 23, 2019