invect

to invect ; to prove someone wrong and to confirm their statements

"haha air u dumb, invect is a word"

invect by ExcavateUrAth May 4, 2020

Stop inventing 

Get out of here with your bs ideas
Get lost with your absurd ideas

“Carlos give 10 car lengths to Charles”

“Please don’t ask these things; stop inventing”

Stop inventing by F1fan July 5, 2022

Invertebro 

Spineless men afraid to stand up to POTUS even when he defends Nazis.

Shamelessly stolen from the Twitter feed of @ohnoshetwitnt

Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell are invertebros.

Invertebro by Shee-Ra August 16, 2017

Jewish by injection

(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.

"Have you met my new girlfriend?"

"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"

"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"

"Right on!"

Jewish by injection by JAP_ January 11, 2008

Inverted Date 

A date that begins with sex, and then proceeds to the traditional dating activities (e.g. dinner, drinks, show, dancing); as opposed to the traditional order of dating where the activities lead up to the ultimate objective of sex at the end of date. Causes much confusion as the original purpose of the date no longer seems to exist.

She surprised me with an inverted date; I was totally confused and disoriented for the rest of the night.

Inverted Date by RayRayBeLove November 21, 2013

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

who invented breathing by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

insectophilia 

You're sexually attracted to insects. When you see a butterfly flying, you pop a boner. Symptons may be, unable to look at insects without feeling turned on, heavy breathing in close promixity of a insect, searching insect porn, masturbating to insects, and strange addiction to insects.

Dude: Look at that ant.. bro I think I'm getting a boner..
Dude2: I think you have insectophilia.

insectophilia by alexthemfqueen September 5, 2015