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Injectile Fart 

When someone farts into a cushioned seat without lifting a cheek thereby injecting the air directly into the cushion which then causes the cushion to retain the fart odor long after the offending Farter has risen.

It is inconsiderate, and disgusting, and strictly prohibited by those who know what it is.
My brother injectile farted into my sofa, causing it to smell of a fart for days.
Injectile Fart by AHGRP August 2, 2010

injective 

An injection is a map f: A -> B such that
f(a)=f(b) => a=b for all a,b in A
The map f: R -> R given by f(x)=ax+b is injective.

Proof:

f(c)=f(d) <=> ac+b = ad+b <=> c=d

Q. E. D.
injective by qsqazxcvfrew March 29, 2018

Napoleon Incentive 

When one's own self inadequacies lead one to be more ambitious and successful. Similar to the Napoleon Complex, which states that one of short stature may be more aggressive and domineering. It is named after Napoleon because he was of short stature, but was massively ambitious and successful, which many shorter men have to do in order to make up for their short stature.
Brett suffered from the Napoleon Complex and was bitter. His friend, Dave, had a Napoleon Incentive and decided to become more confident and funny to compensate for his height.

incentive 

Something, such as the fear of punishment or the expectation of reward, that induces action or motivates effort.
Jake was promised free entry into the bar if he mowed the lawn for his neighbor.
incentive by Ryan Thompson July 19, 2004

Inductive Reasoning

X has attributes A, B, and C.
Y has attributes A and B.
So, Y has attribute C.
Inductive Reasoning:

Jesus has brown hair.
I have brown hair.
I am Jesus.
Inductive Reasoning by fish27 December 7, 2009

incestive 

Another word for "incest". Fits more appropriatly when used in some sentences.
n00b: U r gay.

Older other: Shut the fuck up you incestive little shit. Go have a hot rump with your dad.
incestive by Owieman August 6, 2006