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A thing that looks slighty like an insect, except for a few minor differences, like hands or robotic parts, stuff like that.
Arg! that giant insectoid thing bit my legs off! ow.
insectoid by DaBlarg December 9, 2008
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Coined by Timothy Leary to describe the consciousness of the average joe. It cares only about survival, breeding, and dopamine influx (beer, drugs, sports). It has no higher mind, no real philosophy other than a generic, borrowed, and shallow outlook adopted by its immediate culture. It lives essentially to replicate its genome and any use of intellect beyond this is merely a feedback loop for its ssurvival and breeding goal.
"Watching all the insectoids march along, seem to know just right where they belong"
Insectoid by Dayrel November 3, 2018
both an adjective or noun. can be used to refer to people that have no inner monologue and act like hivemind insects, collecting resources for the colony. similar to NPC. also used to refer to chinese "people", since this is their default brain state.
"Have you seen the video where these insectoid gooks watch a kid get ran over in a parking lot and don't react at all?" "Yea I've seen at least ten of those, which one?"
insectoid by Jungle Scorcher November 11, 2020
a cool person who has a crush on a dude named ronny
“hi insectoid”
“hi”
“ok fuck off you fucking nigger”
“sorry insectoid”
“ok”
insectoid by bigboy929 August 17, 2018

insectophilia 

You're sexually attracted to insects. When you see a butterfly flying, you pop a boner. Symptons may be, unable to look at insects without feeling turned on, heavy breathing in close promixity of a insect, searching insect porn, masturbating to insects, and strange addiction to insects.
Dude: Look at that ant.. bro I think I'm getting a boner..
Dude2: I think you have insectophilia.
insectophilia by alexthemfqueen September 5, 2015

Insecticide 

An unfortunate act conducted by a bug or insect who just can't deal with the pressures of life anymore
The deleted alternate ending to "A Bug's Life" was a mass insecticide led by the morbidly obese caterpillar... It was pretty badass

ineptoid 

Someone who can't do simple things without doing something wrong.
My girlfriend is such an ineptoid, she cant even turn off the lights when she leaves her house.
ineptoid by JBozBoy January 15, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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