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The act of jerking off in the back left car seat while watching videos of golden retriever puppies wearing party hats.
"I injexted at the school bus"
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Injected the Bleach 

An updated version of "Drank the Kool-Aid" specific to supporters of Donald J. Trump who so blindly follow them that they even defend and try to explain away his suggestion during a nationally televised news conference that "bringing light inside the body" and "injecting disinfectants" could be a possible cure for Covid-19.
"My crazy Aunt is such a Trump supporter, that she is trying to say Trump was really referring to cutting edge treatments not publicly known about yet. Even though Trump now says h is comments were sarcastic."
"Wow, she has really injected the bleach."

Injected Blower 

Someone, male or female who is the centerpiece of a threesome. Hence being injected and blowing simultaneously.
I very skilled whore.
Last night Tina was an Injected blower. I injected her while she blew Tom. We were working her like a machine an she loved every minute of it.
Injected Blower by tj0159ga September 14, 2009

ass injected death sentence 

Another definition of AIDS. Stands for Ass Injected Death Sentence. Otherwise known as Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
If you give another man a portion and don't wear a johnny then you could go down with AIDS, you know, Ass Injected Death Sentence.

Injected Fonzie 

Skills or a routine employed by a heroin addict that help them appear "cool". Usually occurs when addict is confronted by police while "holding junk".
Billy has never been busted despite years of hard-core use. Most of his friends credit his God-given Injected Fonzie skills for his success.
Injected Fonzie by Devilboy July 8, 2003

Injected 

Timmy and Tod were having sex and as their testicles touched they yelled, "Injected!"

Injected 

Injected is someone who u like to play with and he ended racism
He is injected
Injected by gaming1337 May 7, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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