topped

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

by devilboy December 3, 2004

spooner

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

by devilboy December 28, 2005

ironing board

an insult to a woman with no breasts

whatever u say ironing board chest!
flat as an ironing board

by devilboy December 2, 2004

stonking

massive, huge, painful

ive got a stonking headache

by devilboy December 3, 2004

love to

sarcastic remark or a get out clause
someone u secretly hate starts talking to u but
u want to avoid them

simon your so cool do u think we could be hang out?
i'd love to but i cant... maybe in the next lifetime

by devilboy July 28, 2008

Injected Fonzie

Skills or a routine employed by a heroin addict that help them appear "cool". Usually occurs when addict is confronted by police while "holding junk".

Billy has never been busted despite years of hard-core use. Most of his friends credit his God-given Injected Fonzie skills for his success.

by Devilboy July 8, 2003

sex on legs

a compliment to someone who is very attractive, often shouted out

whoa! sex on legs!
did u see that babe?...yeah she was sex on legs!

by devilboy December 3, 2004