infistigate

To investigate by way of fist(s).

1. To investigate using a fist(s), typically in a sexual manner.

2. To investigate using a fist(s). Sometimes used as reference to physical violence.

Roger recommended I lay down a large tarp before infistigate Cindi's supple body.

infistigate by SlattsofNanook March 2, 2015

investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.

"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

investigate my hole by jim6471 June 8, 2018

instigate

To start a conflict between other people just so you can watch. Can be between friends, between enemies, or between friends and enemies. Usually involves saying "he said she said you suck!" or some other much more colorful variant. Occasionally falls under the subtle art of interpreting a comment as incorrectly as is plausible.

Drew: "Why do you look so angry, Jordan?"

Akira: "I heard someone say the other day that Jordan doesn't like you, Drew."

Drew: "WHAT!"

Jordan: "Wait, I never said..."

Akira: "...Didn't you wonder where your milkshake went the other day, Jordan? Drew stole it."

Jordan: "WHAT!"

Akira: "That's cuz Drew thinks your haircut is ugly."

Jordan: "Oh really?!!"

Akira: "...And wants to challenge you to a duel."

Drew: "Whoa Akira, why are you trying to instigate?!"

instigate by Silver415 May 4, 2010

Incestigate 

When a sibling detective squad hooks up with each other during or after an investigation.

After solving the Mystery of the mysterious mystery, The Hardy Boys went back to their place to Incestigate. All Night Long.

Incestigate by androoxc November 2, 2009

Infesticated 

(adj.) (southern American states) The state of being infested. Occupation of one's life by a disease, lowly group of individuals, parasites, incects, etc.

Ray is infesticated with crabs ever since he started scroggin' that Reeta.

Infesticated by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006

Intestigate 

To investigate by testing.

"He's going to intestigate why the server crashed by forcing a series of restarts."

Intestigate by DocN8Tor September 16, 2011

Ingestigate

Ingestigate: A method of investigation by which an individual ingests something.

I heard that there's an awesome new burger at the local burger joint. We should go ingestigate it.

Ingestigate by Geimanx August 16, 2016