Ingestigate
Ingestigate by Geimanx August 16, 2016
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ingestigate
Investigating the kitchen while hungry and not know what you want or what is readily available for consumption.
ingestigate by wordsmithkiller7 September 7, 2016
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special investigation branch
The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.
In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"
special investigation branch by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019
investigate my hole
investigate my hole by jim6471 June 8, 2018
imbestigate
The way Mets' GM Omar Minaya says "investigate." This can be noticed during the investigation of Mets' VP of Player Development Tony Bernazard's deplorable action to several Mets players.
When asked about the situation, Omar Minaya replied, "I think what we're going to have to do is imbestigate."
imbestigate by dbmjnets November 10, 2009
infistigate
To investigate by way of fist(s).
1. To investigate using a fist(s), typically in a sexual manner.
2. To investigate using a fist(s). Sometimes used as reference to physical violence.
1. To investigate using a fist(s), typically in a sexual manner.
2. To investigate using a fist(s). Sometimes used as reference to physical violence.
infistigate by SlattsofNanook March 2, 2015
Government Supported Private Investigator
A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.
Government Supported Private Investigator by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020
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