Intestigate

To investigate by testing.

"He's going to intestigate why the server crashed by forcing a series of restarts."

by DocN8Tor September 16, 2011

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to investigate a situation in a rather homosexual manner

The case of the missing cat was a matter I needed to intestigate

by Tokiya April 1, 2008

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The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019

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investigate my hole

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.

"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

by jim6471 June 8, 2018

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The way Mets' GM Omar Minaya says "investigate." This can be noticed during the investigation of Mets' VP of Player Development Tony Bernazard's deplorable action to several Mets players.

When asked about the situation, Omar Minaya replied, "I think what we're going to have to do is imbestigate."

by dbmjnets November 10, 2009

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infistigate

To investigate by way of fist(s).

1. To investigate using a fist(s), typically in a sexual manner.

2. To investigate using a fist(s). Sometimes used as reference to physical violence.

Roger recommended I lay down a large tarp before infistigate Cindi's supple body.

by SlattsofNanook March 2, 2015

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