Infesticated
(adj.) (southern American states) The state of being infested. Occupation of one's life by a disease, lowly group of individuals, parasites, incects, etc.
Infesticated by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006
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intexticated
"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."
"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."
"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."
intexticated by Courtney Terry June 12, 2007
Word of the Day on May 25, 2010
driving while intexticated
Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.
Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.
driving while intexticated by mlhiss September 24, 2009
intexticated
intexticated by LeviLover March 8, 2009
Insexticated
To be distracted while driving in ones vehicle while sending sexts (erotic and arousing texts) through a cell phone.
The insexticated man crashed his vehicle because he was sexting and not paying attention to the road.
Insexticated by Captain K & Katball January 5, 2012
intexticated
A state in which someone attempts to walk and compose a text message at the same time. Lack of attention paid to the walking portion causes stumbling, loss of direction, and pedestrian collisions.
intexticated by Industries February 15, 2008
Intexticated
Describes the act of someone losing their social behavior due to being entranced by a mobile device.
With the rise of smart phones, it seems that everyone - whether they're walking down the street, sitting in a restaurant, or even hanging with friends - has become intexticated with their mobile device… they don't even notice what's around them anymore.
Intexticated by Dolfi August 28, 2014
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