Infesticated 

(adj.) (southern American states) The state of being infested. Occupation of one's life by a disease, lowly group of individuals, parasites, incects, etc.

Ray is infesticated with crabs ever since he started scroggin' that Reeta.

Infesticated by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006

intexticated 

Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.

"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."

"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."

intexticated by Courtney Terry June 12, 2007

driving while intexticated 

Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.

Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.

driving while intexticated by mlhiss September 24, 2009

intexticated 

Driving while texting on a cell phone.

The police pulled over Susie because they had suspicion she was intexticated.

intexticated by LeviLover March 8, 2009

Insexticated 

To be distracted while driving in ones vehicle while sending sexts (erotic and arousing texts) through a cell phone.

The insexticated man crashed his vehicle because he was sexting and not paying attention to the road.

Insexticated by Captain K & Katball January 5, 2012

intexticated 

A state in which someone attempts to walk and compose a text message at the same time. Lack of attention paid to the walking portion causes stumbling, loss of direction, and pedestrian collisions.

John was so intexticated that he didn't see where he was going, and slammed right into his boss.

intexticated by Industries February 15, 2008

Intexticated 

Describes the act of someone losing their social behavior due to being entranced by a mobile device.

With the rise of smart phones, it seems that everyone - whether they're walking down the street, sitting in a restaurant, or even hanging with friends - has become intexticated with their mobile device… they don't even notice what's around them anymore.

Intexticated by Dolfi August 28, 2014