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Investigate 

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.
Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!
Investigate by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010
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investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.
"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9. 

.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.
.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.

.8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.8. 

.8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.8.
.8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.8.

special investigation branch 

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.
In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

imbestigate 

The way Mets' GM Omar Minaya says "investigate." This can be noticed during the investigation of Mets' VP of Player Development Tony Bernazard's deplorable action to several Mets players.
When asked about the situation, Omar Minaya replied, "I think what we're going to have to do is imbestigate."
imbestigate by dbmjnets November 10, 2009

Government Supported Private Investigator 

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.
You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator
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