1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.
2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.
2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.
Guy comment: Hey yo girl!
Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!
Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!
Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!
Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!
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Get the .8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.8. mug.The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.
In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"
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When asked about the situation, Omar Minaya replied, "I think what we're going to have to do is imbestigate."
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