Ingestigate

Ingestigate: A method of investigation by which an individual ingests something.

I heard that there's an awesome new burger at the local burger joint. We should go ingestigate it.

Ingestigate by Geimanx August 16, 2016

ingestigate

Investigating the kitchen while hungry and not know what you want or what is readily available for consumption.

"I'm house sitting for a friend over the weekend, better go ingestigate the kitchen."

ingestigate by wordsmithkiller7 September 7, 2016

special investigation branch 

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

special investigation branch by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019

investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.

"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

investigate my hole by jim6471 June 8, 2018

imbestigate 

The way Mets' GM Omar Minaya says "investigate." This can be noticed during the investigation of Mets' VP of Player Development Tony Bernazard's deplorable action to several Mets players.

When asked about the situation, Omar Minaya replied, "I think what we're going to have to do is imbestigate."

imbestigate by dbmjnets November 10, 2009

infistigate

To investigate by way of fist(s).

1. To investigate using a fist(s), typically in a sexual manner.

2. To investigate using a fist(s). Sometimes used as reference to physical violence.

Roger recommended I lay down a large tarp before infistigate Cindi's supple body.

infistigate by SlattsofNanook March 2, 2015

Government Supported Private Investigator 

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.

You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator

Government Supported Private Investigator by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020