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circling the indictment drain 

When someone is clearly going to be indicted at some point but the process itself is long and drawn out as the person is spiraling downward inside of the theoretical toilet.
Ever the political victim and while circling the indictment drain himself, the Fraudster in Chief cited the underhanded moves of the “radical left” as the Trump Organization and the organization’s CFO, Allen Weisselberg, were indicted by the grand-jury for tax evasion.

Italian inducement

Performing oral sex on a *very* pregnant woman.
My wife and I couldn't have sex the old fashioned way, so I gave her a little "Italian inducement" before heading to the maternity hospital.

Fraud in the inducement

n. the use of deceit or trick to cause someone to act to his/her disadvantage, such as signing an agreement or deeding away real property. The heart of this type of fraud is misleading the other party as to the facts upon which he/she will base his/her decision to act. . A person is induced to enter into a transaction with a false impression of the risks, duties, or obligations involved. There is intentional misrepresentation of a material risk or duty reasonably relied on, thereby injuring the other party without vitiating the contract itself. Examples: There will be advantages to you if you let me sign the contract in my name and take title to your property. You don't have to read the rest of the contract - it is just routine legal mumbo-jumbo your ear doesn’t hear as a lay person .
He pretended to represent my interest but over time it was clear that his trick was clearly fraud in the inducement and he went to jail for it.

Invitement 

An invitation utilizing two or more social media platforms such as evite.com, meetup.com, Facebook, etc.
You don't wanna put that shit down on paper, you wanna go electronic and have an invitement.
Invitement by Unique Nuyorque August 27, 2013

Indictment 

a formal charge or accusation of a serious crime.
Guy one : "yo you see that peckerwood #45 has an indictment against him?"

Guy two: "yeah now number 46 needs one too!"

Guy one : "why?"

Guy two : "because im a brainwashed Ninja who likes to deflect"
a word used to describe the field of interactive entertainment. (e.g. video games)
The intement industry is making some fat cash.
intement by Rich Uncle Skeleton December 23, 2006