Indictment 

a formal charge or accusation of a serious crime.

Guy one : "yo you see that peckerwood #45 has an indictment against him?"

Guy two: "yeah now number 46 needs one too!"

Guy one : "why?"

Guy two : "because im a brainwashed Ninja who likes to deflect"

Indictment by Loadedfuckingpotato July 29, 2023

Indictment 

A girl that appears to be of legal age of consent but is actually underage

Origin: Indictment on charges of statutory rape

Danton: Dude that bitch looks fucking hot
Danny: Fuck no bruv, that bitch is an an indictment, she’s like 15

Indictment by HoopHereIAm August 20, 2021

indictment boner 

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.

I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted

indictment boner by Photoist February 1, 2019

Indictment Season 

Indictment Season- A time when all criminals get busted for their crimes throughout the entire year, or even over a course of years. Mostly for drug transporting, murder, prostitution, or selling to C.I.'s ( Confidential Informants). This season usually takes place in the summer or early fall, sometimes winter.

Guy 1 : Damn bro, I keep seeing unmarked cars today.
Guy 2: Yeah i know bro, It's really indictment season around here right now, so if you doing anything, you better stop.
Guy 1: I aint worried bout no pigs, F--- 12. I smoke my gas (potent weed) and mind my business.
Guy 2: Yeah well just remember what i said, stay out the way bro.

Girl 1: Oh my god y'all! They just had a drug bust across town!
Guys 1 and 2 : Damn!! We was just talking about that!

Indictment Season by Grooveybby October 8, 2019

circling the indictment drain 

When someone is clearly going to be indicted at some point but the process itself is long and drawn out as the person is spiraling downward inside of the theoretical toilet.

Ever the political victim and while circling the indictment drain himself, the Fraudster in Chief cited the underhanded moves of the “radical left” as the Trump Organization and the organization’s CFO, Allen Weisselberg, were indicted by the grand-jury for tax evasion.

circling the indictment drain by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

Italian inducement

Performing oral sex on a *very* pregnant woman.

My wife and I couldn't have sex the old fashioned way, so I gave her a little "Italian inducement" before heading to the maternity hospital.

Italian inducement by caimanhunter July 31, 2009

Fraud in the inducement

n. the use of deceit or trick to cause someone to act to his/her disadvantage, such as signing an agreement or deeding away real property. The heart of this type of fraud is misleading the other party as to the facts upon which he/she will base his/her decision to act. . A person is induced to enter into a transaction with a false impression of the risks, duties, or obligations involved. There is intentional misrepresentation of a material risk or duty reasonably relied on, thereby injuring the other party without vitiating the contract itself. Examples: There will be advantages to you if you let me sign the contract in my name and take title to your property. You don't have to read the rest of the contract - it is just routine legal mumbo-jumbo your ear doesn’t hear as a lay person .

He pretended to represent my interest but over time it was clear that his trick was clearly fraud in the inducement and he went to jail for it.

Fraud in the inducement by Legallywasted October 10, 2014